Funniest moments from Disney attractions

[Watusimanu]

Laugh Floor, when the two headed one is telling the retelling of Monsters Inc., they showed "that guy" on the screen and said he would be playing the role of Randall and asked him if he could disappear, and the guy smiled and ducked his head, and the Monsters were like for like a whole minute while the audience was cracking up... I love Laugh Floor so much, even if it shouldn't be in Tommorowland...

 

[COrunner]

Not part of a ride but when we were in the queue for ST the cast member asked for a single rider: We need a single passenger to fill out flight 1401, I'm looking for an Obi-ONE-Kenobee, someone ready to fly with Han SOLO, R2D2's cousin R1D1...

Also you can't beat much of the Muppet Vision 3D ride. "We entered a contest." "Yeah, we lost!"

 

[Brer Panther]

One time when I was on the Jungle Cruise, and we passed Trader Sam, the skipper said, "Boy, Mary Poppins sure let herself go..."

 

[Matt_Black]

In the Beauty and the Beast show, when Gaston is rousing the mob, he raises his knife and then proceeds to check out his reflection in the blade. I thought that was a great touch.

 

[Brer Panther]

Another funny moment from the Muppet*Vision 3D pre show...

Gonzo: Scooter, there's someone on the telephone for you! It's urgent! (Scooter leaves) I got him! We don't HAVE a telephone!

 

[Queenof<3<3]

Pirate tutorial when kids are going back to their parents And Jack says "kids find your families and if you can't find your family find a better one, look for one with lots of shopping bags"

 

[TheMouseFan]

While riding Astro Orbiter, we were all in the elevator waiting to be taken to the top, and as the door was closing, the CM said "welcome to Tower of Terror!" It was quite amusing!

 

[216bruce]

Laugh Floor, when the two headed one is telling the retelling of Monsters Inc., they showed "that guy" on the screen and said he would be playing the role of Randall and asked him if he could disappear, and the guy smiled and ducked his head, and the Monsters were like for like a whole minute while the audience was cracking up... I love Laugh Floor so much, even if it shouldn't be in Tommorowland...

LOVE this attraction. It's usually a great show and I have accepted Sam, Ella and Buddy Boyle as my personal comic heroes. Does it 'belong' in Tomorrowland? Nope. Funny? Yep!

 

[Berret]

I always liked how on the original Star Tours how the CM would say, right before the doors closed, "...and may the Force be with you, because I won't be." I haven't been on the new one as much as I had the original, so if they say it on that one as well, I apologize.

 

[Matt_Black]

I always liked how on the original Star Tours how the CM would say, right before the doors closed, "...and may the Force be with you, because I won't be." I haven't been on the new one as much as I had the original, so if they say it on that one as well, I apologize.

I rode Star Tours on Christmas Eve day and the CM said, "You'll be visiting Hoth today, so it will be a VERY white Christmas." No Life Day comments, though, sadly.

 

[GrammieBee]

Two things always make us laugh.
1. Big Al in Country Bear Jamboree with his rendition of "Blood on the Sand", and
2.When the Sweedish Chef rolls out his cannon at the end of the Muppets show and starts blasting holes in the theater's walls.
Also, the final scene in Micky's Philharmargic when everything in in a complete mess.

 

[grim-grinning_toast]

Well let me increase your fears...

Anything that starts this way is GREATLY APPRECIATED, REALLY.

Seriously though, I always wondered what happened when people were complete jerks on rides. I guess this answers it! But if this were happening while I was riding, I would be crying hysterically. I always have to sit next to the wall, holding on for dear life. I'm actually getting that anxious lump in my throat right now thinking about waiting at the top with the windows open. for MINUTES?! Minutes?! Oh god....

 

[Phineas]

...during the stretching room scene, one of the CMs wait for the lights to go off and then moves either in front of or directly behind an unsuspecting guest. The reactions are always fun.

I once went to the mansion late at night (After 11), and the CMs were more into it (or super sleep-deprived, either one), and when the Ghost Host says "Of course, there's always my way...", the CM raised his hands and clapped twice right before the lights went out. (Like the old 'Clap On' Commercial? Ah, you're too young.) THEN, he followed that up by being directly behind a guest, his face locked in this too-eager grimace. She shrieked. It was amazing.

 

[Phineas]

"It's called 'A Tribute to all Nations, but Mostly America'."

 

[Brer Panther]

Not at Disney World, but the Aladdin show at Disneyland usually features a joke like this after Jafar is defeated...

Genie: Well, now it's time for the Tiki Room reject.
Iago: (pauses) Aflac? Uh, I, uh, (flies into Genie) AH! Uh, you know, I am so glad we got rid of that JAFAR character! Ugh, such negative attitude! Hey, hey hey hey, I'm a good guy now, I'm a, uh, I, uh... (starts singing) A WHOLE NEW BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD!
(pause)
Genie: Two words... Angry. Birds.
(Genie grabs Iago and throws him out of the palace)

He also sometimes mentions chicken nuggets or buffalo wings.

 

[tmthomas52]

When Seeker in DINOSAUR says "They're not gonna make, They're not gonna make.... You made it!"
Also from that ride " Right! Left! Right! Left!". 2nd Most quotable ride in Disney in my opinion next to Haunted Mansion

 

[Soarin2u]

Well let me increase your fears. About three weeks ago I was on TOT, and we were stopped just before locking into the ride shaft. A CM came over the PA and told us that we needed to make sure our feet were firmly on the ground, this was going to be quite the ride. Followed by "that means you Row 2. Feet down." Ha, funny okay moving on.

We drop a few times, and after what should have been our last drop, go all the way up, stop in between the two windows with the doors open and...wait for it. Stay there. Nothing happens for a few minutes, then we slowly drop about a floor. Stop again. No one says anything, there's some nervous laughter. We then can hear the finale music playing below us, and all the lights come on in our shaft. We descend very slowly and turn. Still locked in, the PA comes on to tell us that Row 2 (CURSE YOU) has been playing with their seat belts, and will be escorted out of the park. The doors open, and security is waiting for Row 2. The rest of us were offered another ride. The CMs at this point were out of character and serious, so if something is actually going on - you'll know. Eventually.

Funny, dealt with a so somewhat similar experience a few trips back.

Started with an idiot screaming at the top of his lungs in the preshow room at ToT. Got most people extremely annoyed by its suddeness and loudness. Some, such as my sister and I, laughed it off with thinking it was amusing to watch everyone jump like that. The CM let it slip as we were now getting ready to exit.

However, as we gathered into the next standing area, we found that this male jerk was making it an continuous thing where he would scream just often enough to not let the CM's to want to intervene.

My sister and I couldn't exactly tell who it was the behind the moronic screeches but, we hoped we were distant enough to not worry about getting him in our car. But of course, low and behold we got the dumb teen sitting in the front row. Bad move for my sister and I as we had skipped ahead a few people to fill it in.

They were loud and obnoxious entire ride, with the male screaming way more often, covering up most of the audio. At the end, right as the doors opened, we heard a older women quickly interupt the CM at the exit to tell the him about "that brat" loudly screaming throughout the entire ride and was speaking of vulgar things in line. The rest of us nodded lightly to hint our agreement.The CM called over someone and let the rest of us exit as he held the boy back by the doors.
I Don't know if they did anything because of the lack of proof (do the ride secruity cameras have audio?) but I bet he just got left off with a warning.

 

[Misterdcp]

The preshow for Soarin' always cracks me up with Patrick Warburton's saftey spiel . I love the line "This includes hats, glasses and of course, these little beauties"

 

[CheshireCat12]

Villains Tonight, Disney cruise:
Iago has just been ranting about his partner in crime Jafar
Jafar listening on "backstage cam"
Jafar comes out and sits very stiff and still. Begins to speak "It must have been cold in my shadow/To never have sunlight on your face" etc. and they end up singing "Wind beneath my wings". Hysterical!

 

[grim-grinning_toast]

When Seeker in DINOSAUR says "They're not gonna make, They're not gonna make.... You made it!"
Also from that ride " Right! Left! Right! Left!". 2nd Most quotable ride in Disney in my opinion next to Haunted Mansion

I totally agree! My fiance and I say "Right! Left! Right! Left!" every time one of us has to give the other directions, and on most other Disney rides