I like the scene where Brer Fox is pushing him in, and nearby you see Brer Rabbit peeking out of a hole and giggling.
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Matt_Black
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"High class stuff on this show."
Goofyernmost
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You are so correct. The only civilized why for that to be said is... "Mother, please do not inflict physical pain on Little Buford" It would only be civil to call in the CIA and see if we can't make him disappear, clandestinely!
bethymouse
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The Country Bears always make me laugh.
wdizneew
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I was at Disneyland riding their ToT for the first time and a lady asked the CM if she could get off (she was being serious and panicked). This was after we were all strapped in and had already raised our arms. The CM said "ohh hmm let me see what I can do" and the doors shut immediately after. She was cursing and angry and that was the first time I heard someone scream in legit terror on that ride haha #sorrynotsorry
wdizneew
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If Muppet Vision 3D ever closes, I will be incredibly sad and disappointed.
This always gets me! That's why it's my signature haha
I also love this:
Kermit the Frog: We will also see a rousing finale from Sam the Eagle. What's it called, Sam?
Sam the Eagle: It's called "A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America".
Matt_Black
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"What do they know? They're tourists!"
grim-grinning_toast
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During the Muppet Preshow:
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Mr. Mickey Mouse!!
Rizzo: "Hiiii, how ya doiiiin? Welcome to my pawwwk."
I laugh pretty hysterically during the Laugh Floor, and not even polite laughter. It's a snorting kind of laughter.
One time a bus driver was leaving Magic Kingdom to take us back to All Star Movies and before we left he said, "in just a moment, this bus...and everyone on it...will be under water." I panicked and stood up and started walking toward the door to run off (anyone could be psychotic!) when everyone started laughing and I realized he was talking about going under the tunnel...
CMs at Tower of Terror are usually superb. We were all buckled in and waiting for the door to close when it just wouldn't. So our CM came in and looked up and down and said, "hm...that's interesting..." and then the door shut. Everyone applauded for him. I was actually pretty scared, though, because ToT is so much fun (and actually really incredible when you're a HUGE Twilight Zone fan), but my biggest fear is that the ride could actually be malfunctioning and no one would know because we all thought it was part of the ride.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Mr. Mickey Mouse!!
Rizzo: "Hiiii, how ya doiiiin? Welcome to my pawwwk."
I laugh pretty hysterically during the Laugh Floor, and not even polite laughter. It's a snorting kind of laughter.
One time a bus driver was leaving Magic Kingdom to take us back to All Star Movies and before we left he said, "in just a moment, this bus...and everyone on it...will be under water." I panicked and stood up and started walking toward the door to run off (anyone could be psychotic!) when everyone started laughing and I realized he was talking about going under the tunnel...
CMs at Tower of Terror are usually superb. We were all buckled in and waiting for the door to close when it just wouldn't. So our CM came in and looked up and down and said, "hm...that's interesting..." and then the door shut. Everyone applauded for him. I was actually pretty scared, though, because ToT is so much fun (and actually really incredible when you're a HUGE Twilight Zone fan), but my biggest fear is that the ride could actually be malfunctioning and no one would know because we all thought it was part of the ride.
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Matt_Black
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Ain't that the truth. I was on it once when it stalled on the drop sequence. We weren't sure if something was actually wrong or we were being taunted before the last big drop.
Killnme
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grim-grinning_toast
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OH GOD. my heart is pounding at the thought of this.
Mukta
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I love that whole preshow. I think it is hilarious.
Close your eyes, you're in your car no, close your eyes, in the car, but right now, think about it.
You're in your car, you're driving, and then all of a sudden from the back seat I just pop up and go
HEY!!! You'd just whack me in the head, wouldn't you?
That would be... that wouldn't be nice.
But then it wouldn't be nice for me to do that to you.
How'd I get in your car, anyway? Can you did you lock the car?
Maybe it was your fault. Maybe I'm just teaching you a lesson.
ColoradoEquestrian
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That is simultaneously awful and hilarious! I hope you bought the ride photo!
Victor Kelly
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The parking lot tram.
"And parents don't forget your kids. If you do we take them to Its a Small World, Bolt them to the floor and make them sing. All day, everyday. Have a wonderful day at the Magic Kingdom."
Jungle Cruise (all in 30 seconds): "Ok ladies and gentlemen off your seats and on your feets. Don't touch that black thing in the middle, I just stole it. Please watch your head and step, if you do bump your head, please watch your language, this is a family attraction."
"And parents don't forget your kids. If you do we take them to Its a Small World, Bolt them to the floor and make them sing. All day, everyday. Have a wonderful day at the Magic Kingdom."
Jungle Cruise (all in 30 seconds): "Ok ladies and gentlemen off your seats and on your feets. Don't touch that black thing in the middle, I just stole it. Please watch your head and step, if you do bump your head, please watch your language, this is a family attraction."
mouse_luv
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erasure fan1
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This is my favorite funny part in all of Disney, I quote it all the time and sadly most people just think I'm nuts.
Matt_Black
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I forgot this gem from Flights of Wonder...
"We reinforce natural behavior like..."
"Riding a unicycle!"
"... Where in nature are you going to see a bird riding a unicycle?"
"The 1970s! That was the same night I saw The Rolling Stones in concert. ... Those are the only two things I remember about that night."
"We reinforce natural behavior like..."
"Riding a unicycle!"
"... Where in nature are you going to see a bird riding a unicycle?"
"The 1970s! That was the same night I saw The Rolling Stones in concert. ... Those are the only two things I remember about that night."
Phicinfan
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Had to be jungle Cruise last year....
CM who was captain, started telling the usual jokes, not really thinking I was answering most. At some point while I was not looking he had my son move away, pulled his fake gun and started the next joke, clearly implying I am NOT to participate
Then at the end of the cruise, he said: Thank you all for riding with us today, if you really enjoyed the cruise My name is David and this is the Jungle cruise, if however you did not, then my name is Josh and this is PoC....WE all laughed as we got off...
CM who was captain, started telling the usual jokes, not really thinking I was answering most. At some point while I was not looking he had my son move away, pulled his fake gun and started the next joke, clearly implying I am NOT to participate
Then at the end of the cruise, he said: Thank you all for riding with us today, if you really enjoyed the cruise My name is David and this is the Jungle cruise, if however you did not, then my name is Josh and this is PoC....WE all laughed as we got off...