Funniest moments from Disney attractions

[Much-Pixie-Dust]

My two are the Bonnet Sisters in Country Bear Jamboree when they sing "All the Guys that Turn Me on Turn Me Down" and the wench scene in PoC when the pirate tells the wench not to expose her superstructure.

 

[disneyspirit]

RIP Flights of Wonder: When they say there used to be a big rat problem and Guano Joe says Thank goodness that's behind us, as a rat runs around a ledge over his head.

 

[BoarderPhreak]

The Jungle Cruise. The end.

"Everyone turn around and wave good-bye to the folks back on the dock… They may never see you again."

 

[EagleScout610]

Sam: "It's a glorious three hour finale! Complete with..."
Kermit: "Ya got one minute!"
Sam: *GASP*

 

[discomouse131]

Another moment from the CBJ... "Don't forget to gather your belongings!" ... "and your husband, too!"

 

[Jedi Stitch]

PotC "Don't expose your super structure" TJC "What's black, white and read all over" near the lion cave. "This paper the father lion is reading you have to look very closely"

 

[Walt Disney1955]

"All the guys that turn me on, turn me down.................." from the Country Bear Jamboree. That always gets a laugh, and let's face it, the era that this song is set in the phrase "turn me on" would have meant things like "peaked my interest" or so. Even in 1971 I have to wonder if "turns me on" meant what it does today.

"Soon as I get a ladder I'll be right up..............." from Country Bear Jamboree too. I don't know, still pretty innocent sounding, but funny.

 

[a goofy username]

those moments in laugh floor when the performers ad lib - always fresh and always a good counter to hearing the same handful of scripted jokes