rle4lunch
Well-Known Member
Really? Maelstrom is a classic Disney dark ride, and it fits perfectly in World Showcase. Everything needs cleaning and mechanical/electrical upgrades from time to time, and effects upgrades are always good, but a minute and a half of crap? No way. What EPCOT is missing is leadership who understands the value of a high quality attraction versus the perceived value of forcing some currently popular IP into an existing ride that doesn't need to be cartoonified.
From the other side of the argument: Frozen just won best animated film...and all it would get is a rethemed ride that was built in 1988? For the Frozen champions inside Disney, they should push for a new ride somewhere that it makes sense (like Fantasyland). Even Tangled got a bathroom in Fantasyland...and all Frozen gets is an overlay on a 26 year old ride? That seems too little for Frozen. "You just won the Super Bowl MVP, and now you get a used, 26 year old Chevrolet Cavalier that we re-painted and replaced the tape deck with a CD player!"
Either way, leave Maelstrom alone. If it is important to have Frozen in the parks, figure out somewhere else that it could go, with a custom designed attraction that does the film justice.
You hit the nail on the head with "You just won the Super Bowl MVP, and now you get a used, 26 year old Chevrolet Cavalier that we re-painted and replaced the tape deck with a CD player!"
I'm sorry, but I had visited Epcot a dozen times before I accidently stumbled upon that sorry excuse for a ride. There isn't any semblence to a story line, it's far too short to even be worth the wait times, and the promotionl tie-in at the end is shameful, even for a Disney ride. It's junk thru and thru. No one wants to hear the stupid "conservation" video at the end, let alone be dumped into a shop that is always fuming with overbearing scents of European colognes and musks, just so we can sneeze and sniffle our way to the exit. The ride is dumb.
I'm not saying that Frozen should be the only option for that space, but there should be a re-imagining of that ride into something that is actually Disney cailber. But alas, Epcot is the bast#rd step-child as of late, so I doubt it'll get anything worthy as replacement.
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