If you question Sacramento you are questioning The Science. That's been made very clear for months now. Sacramento only dictates Guidance based on Science, so you may not question the Guidance or else you are questioning Science.
And I know you aren't Anti-Science. Right?
This is so perfect! Seriously, if you had told any of us 10 years ago that this is what the California state government would be dictating that Disneyland do to stay in operation we would have laughed you off the Internet. But here we are in 2021.
- "Discourage audience from engaging in yelling, singing, chanting, booing, use of noise makers that require the exhalation of air (e.g. vuvuzelas)"
Vuvuzelas. I had to Google that, and I was kind of afraid of what I'd find. It wasn't as bad as I thought; it's just one of those corny stadium horns they used to sell at the Ringling Brothers circus in the 1970's. But now they have a fancy name. Who knew?
I feel so much safer now that there's Guidance about booing and vuvuzela use.
I'm going to try to use the word vuvuzela in sentences more. Standing in line chatting with housewives at Ralph's...
"Did you hear Sacramento is sunsetting the use of vuvuzelas?"