I think my favorite Fantasmic update so far is this one.
"Pirate Redd", which Disney tried desperately to make into a thing

, is totally ignored by the latest raft full of arriving tourists who obviously didn't read the Disney Parks Blog post five years ago from 20I8.
All those little kids just walking on by thinking
"Whatever, lady, where are the caves and barrel bridge?"
She's a thing.
Pirate Redd. She's independent, you love her, your daughters identify with her
(except the 4 daughters shown above on that last raft), and you need to honor her. Pirates were ladies too, honest. Why aren't you reading the Parks Blog more often? We explain this there.
As we’ve previously shared, a brassy buccaneer known as Redd will be arriving at Disneyland park. Well mateys, this fierce and independent pirate will be sailing into New Orleans Square on Friday, June 8!
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