An abomination is the mega sodium, reheated and undercooked caveman turkey legs that are sold in parks.
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Californian Elitist
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Literally gag-worthy. All that salty meat on an enlarged bone…
Figgy1
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Andrew M
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Literally gag-worthy. All that salty meat on an enlarged bone…
ImperfectPixie
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But what if it's from a humongous turkey that I made for thanksgiving?Literally gag-worthy. All that salty meat on an enlarged bone…
I’ve eaten turkey legs in dinners but nothing is like the MK turkey leg. It tastes like it was batter dipped in a cauldron of salt when I ate it last.
Californian Elitist
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That’s different. Turkey legs from Thanksgiving turkeys don’t taste off to me. They taste “normal.” I feel like the ones sold at theme parks are injected with growth hormones and a nasty amount of salt. They are abnormally big to me.
Figgy1
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They're not even from the same species
juniorthomas
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18 pages of A LOT, and yet here is when the real fun begins.
Smiley/OCD
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That’s why they last that long in the hot, Florida sun…beef jerky says it’s too salty…
LittleBuford
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I love pineapple and I love ice cream, so when I bought my first Dole Whip, I couldn’t wait to get stuck in. The reality of what I tasted horrified me, however, and I was forced to throw it away after a few timid mouthfuls.
Having just checked Dole’s own list of ingredients, I feel entirely vindicated in my reaction. There’s nary a drop of actual pineapple juice to be found in the stuff!
Sugar, Dextrose, Stabilizers (Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Locust Bean Gum, Guar Gum, Karaya Gum, Pectin, Cellulose Gum, Xanthan Gum), Coconut Oil, Contains 2% Or Less Of Each Of The Following: Maltodextrin, Citric Acid, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Modified Food Starch, Malic Acid, Beta Carotene (Color), Mono & Diglycerides, Silicon Dioxide (Anticaking).
Smiley/OCD
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That’s why you get a Dole whip float that has REAL pineapple juice
danyoung56
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And just to show you that everyone's not the same, I really love the WDW turkey legs. Salt . . . yummmmm!!!!
Smiley/OCD
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That’s why those turkey legs are perfect for prepper’s bunkers…10 years from now, they’d still be edible.
LittleBuford
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I tried that, too, hoping it would be better. And it was better to the extent that I was able to drink the pineapple juice, but the Dole Whip itself ended up in the bin again. I gave it one last shot with the lime (?) flavour they sell at the Poly, and that was even worse.
Now, if they ever make a rainbow version for Pride, I may be tempted to get it for celebratory reasons, but I’ve otherwise sworn off the stuff.
mightynine
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And make a handy weapon!
Smiley/OCD
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What’s that song…”Poor Unfortunate Souls”? Lol
When little ones attempt to hold and eat a caveman turkey leg it can be a substitute for a baseball bat
juniorthomas
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Very similar reaction here. I think the community had talked it up to a point where nothing would have matched the image I had in my head. It was a profound disappointment.
That said, my fondness for eating anything else means there's more dole whip for everyone else to enjoy.
Smiley/OCD
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Perfect for that pesky CM that takes your engagement ring when you’re trying to propose….
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