I am not sure that is possible. You every see someone eat really hot cheese? It is pretty darn funny.
Once, when I was in a wedding as a groomsman, I ate mozzarella sticks the night before the wedding. Hottest mozzarella I've ever been exposed to. I prodded the stick with a fork and the cheese shot straight out and hit me on the bridge of my nose causing a gigantic blister to form which was in all the wedding pictures.
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