Describing Disney Attractions with Haiku

[sgeist]

A giant golf ball
Graces the Epcot entrance
There's a ride inside!?!

 

[DisneyCP2000]

Need a Disney fix?
W D W Magic is it.
Best place on the web.

 

[ISTCrew20]

Starting With Row 6
If you need anything, just scream
You've Just Crossed Over

 

[Sketch105]

Sub goes down down down
exploring new ocean worlds
damn I miss that ride

Everybody laughs
into the briars we go
I need a new shirt

CTX the ride
wowee this a great ride
why now Dinosaur?

 

[SirNim]

And now, some POTC-inspired Haiku!


Slowly, board the boat
Say, "There's No Such Thing As George!"
Oh what may happen?!?


Drifting Past Corpses
A Skeleton Head Greets Me
Dead Men Tell No Tales


Burning town surrounds
Drifting under an arched bridge
What a hairy leg!!




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :animwink:

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

Climbing a huge tree,
People ahead are so slow.
Do the Swiss Polka.

 

[meeko_33785]

Singin in the Rain
On the ride and on the street
Glorious feeling

Share a Dream Come True
Motor Cars and Jungle Jeeps
But no Tapestry of Dreams

It looks like a mine
But it's really a coaster
Big Thunder Mountain

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Magic Kingdom tour
All of your dreams come true here
Childhood memories

Roy and Minnie sit
Let's stroll down memory lane
Man and Mouse at hub

Up and Down through space
Chocolate chip asteroids
Red tunnel to brakes

Mickey's Country House
Fly a plane through Goofy's barn
Donald's boat is wet

Take feather in hand
Cute elephant with big ears
Best hub and spoke ride

Hall of Presidents
Thirteen lanterns on the tree
Riverboat's horn blows

Runaway mine train
Wildest ride in wilderness
Back seat is the best

Dead men tell no tales
It's a pirate's life for me
We wants the redhead

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

The Emporium,
buy anything from the world,
Smiles in brown plaid.