Describing Disney Attractions with Haiku

[Irrawaddy Erik]

Originally posted by DisneyCP2000
Where is the restroom?
It is right behind you sir,
Thank you very much.

OMG OMG thats a great one


Sir,is Mickey here?
Yes he is here everyday.
Hurry, he might leave!
:brick:

 

[agdbeanie]

It's Walt Disney World.
It's the place where magic lives.
It's my home sweet home.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

To the Laughing Place
In the briar patch we go
Dripping wet are we

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

A purple dragon
Figment has returned to us.
Imagination!

 

[Captain Cab]

Thundering mountain,
Runaway train through dark caves,
Flooded western town.


Blue trains on a track,
Tour of Tomorrowland,
Powered by magnets.


Hydrolator ride,
Welcome to Sea Base Alpha,
Lots of fish and sharks.

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

The skyway is gone,
No more buckets high above,
Now a Meet and Greet.

 

[pocahontas79]

A majestic view
Then swift down Summitt Plumett
Enjoy your wedgie!:lol:

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

People cut in line.
I see them ride before me.
I want a fastpass!

 

[SirNim]

Mexican Lakefront
Casitas and Cabanas
The Ranchos Fall Down


(Coronado Springs Resort)

:animwink: :animwink:

Elevator Shaft
Eerie Bellhops In Costumes
Twilight Zone, Baby!


(Tower of Terror)

:animwink: :animwink:

 

[SirNim]

Sweltering, I Thirst
A Refreshing Water Gulp
"That's Five Dollars, Please"


Stop The Agony!
Make It Stop, I Can't Take It!
Oh, "It's A Small World!"

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

Disney on Parade,
100 years of Magic.
Celebrate with us.

 

[Nintendo18]

Listen to music.
Aerosmith is a great band.
Boy this car is fast.

Go for a boat ride.
Funny jokes and skippers too.
Sail throughout the world.

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

Please remain seated.
All you need is faith and trust
Help me Mister Smee.

 

[Nintendo18]

The ride has been stopped
Hearing, "step out to your left."
This is annoying.

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

future of the past,
around the theater goes
Walt's dream is now closed.

 

[Glasgow]

The sun rises alas
tis the last day of glee
my wallet is empty

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

Reflections of Earth.
Fireworks not to be missed.
Illuminations.

 

[Woody13]

The Omnimovers
Go to the top of the world
Then reverse back down

 

[Don L Duck]

Webbed Feet
Second Banana
I Am Duck

 

[ISTCrew20]

The Stinky Tourist
No Right Guard for that Tourist
He Needs To Go Far