Describe an attraction….badly.

[FettFan]

Visit a magical queen who welcomes you by pushing you backwards over a waterfall.

 

[Kev1982]

Test track, but nicer

 

[TalkToEthan]

Test track, but nicer

Hmmmmm?
I know we're talking about WDW but Radiator Springs, Rocket Rods, 2 IJ's and Journey to Center of Earth are all better.

Countdown to Extinction is not better than TT, I say


Now back to your regularly scheduled programming

 

[MarvelCharacterNerd]

I actually overheard a guy say this to his girlfriend (humorously) while passing by the attraction recently:

"Wanna wait 45 minutes in line to do bicep curls?"

I fell over laughing. #legit #istilllovetheattractionANDtheworkout

 

[Riviera Rita]

Wait 45 minutes to get crammed into an elevator to get to ride a supermarket slot ride.

 

[Riviera Rita]

See what France looked like 41 years ago.

I just close my eyes and enjoy the music.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Oops!

 

[TomboyJanet]

Sit in a ride designed to show you other bigger rides, Discover the backside of gift shops

 

[SteveAZee]

If that were to be important one would have to have been there 41 years ago or have been there within the last couple of years. Otherwise the pictures match the music and it does put France in a good light which is the purpose of the attraction. Perhaps a survey might be started to see what percentage of people that visited the France pavilion at Epcot actually have visited France and know what it currently looks like.

I believe the point of this is to "Describe an attraction... badly".

 

[Goofyernmost]

I believe the point of this is to "Describe an attraction... badly".

You're right, except if you don't know what France looked like forty years ago, it really isn't describing anything some might be able to figure out, but I realize that is a thin line I'm crossing here. So I will be deleting it!

 

[graphite1326]

Board a very large floating vessel to a circular journey that gives you an incredible view of a lot of other people having fun.

 

[graphite1326]

Wait in a line for two hours and ride on a vehicle for two minutes.

I think you won with this one.

 

[Lilofan]

Summit Plummet at Blizzard Beach. The guys waiting down below gives scores 1-10 while cheering on which bathing attire ( which some do ) fly off the body while plummeting 60 mph to the bottom.

 

[graphite1326]

Sitting in a dark room watching mostly dead presidents jabber on about mostly nothing. But, hey it's air conditioned in the 100 degree heat you will face in Orlando!

I wouldn't know if they jabber. I haven't ever made it through without falling asleep.

 

[Lilofan]

I wouldn't know if they jabber. I haven't ever made it through without falling asleep.

That's American Adventure where I take a snooze after stuffing my belly silly at all u can eat Biertgarden at Germany.

 

[TomboyJanet]

Summit Plummet at Blizzard Beach. The guys waiting down below gives scores 1-10 while cheering on which bathing attire ( which some do ) fly off the body while plummeting 60 mph to the bottom.

I Take it that my Velcro bikini is no good then huh? dang it! I'm going in wearing full body armor!

 

[Lilofan]

I Take it that my Velcro bikini is no good then huh? dang it! I'm going in wearing full body armor!

May help but I've seen some tops fly off upon landing at the bottom.

 

[TomboyJanet]

May help but I've seen some tops fly off upon landing at the bottom.

Full Hazmat suit then...check! XD

 

[TomboyJanet]

I just thought of a genius one for all Epcot fireworks: watch a simulation of a world war set to upbeat music as all nations launch overseas rockets in a battle for musical dominance

 

[Minthorne]

Dodge camel spit on gravity defying textile