Describe an attraction….badly.

[Brer Panther]

The Lion King 1 1/2, except with Beauty and the Beast and not nearly as good.

 

[Disstevefan1]

He said describe it badly, not perfectly

 

[mf1972]

watch a 3D orchestra & some musical numbers, then get mooned by a duck at the end

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

A pot. Some boiling water. And a rabbit.

Sorry. Wrong type of “attraction”.

 

[vikescaper]

Enjoy your food and wine in a circular shaped room. Annoyingly, a 360 degree movie about Canada also plays in this room during some of the year.

 

[celluloid]

It's not really a good Nemo Attraction and is not quite a good aquarium experience. Come see how we sacraficed both as you contimplate how you should have gotten rid of another park hopping day to go check out Sea World.

 

[MAGICFLOP]

Figment with an English guy

 

[Lilofan]

A playground your kids will end up enjoying more than the ride, good luck getting them out of there by the time it is your turn.

Not a ride I think, but Honey I Shrunk the Kids playground at MGM Studios was a classic.

 

[celluloid]

Not a ride I think, but Honey I Shrunk the Kids playground at MGM Studios was a classic.

It certainly was. Next to Camp Jurassic, because nothing can touch that, and Tom Sawyer's Island, I think it was the best exploration place of all theme park time. At least domestically.

My description was for Dumbo's circus themed playground, which quite often, ends up being enjoyed more by children than the ride.

 

[Lilofan]

It certainly was. Next to Camp Jurassic, because nothing can touch that, and Tom Sawyer's Island, I think it was the best exploration place of all theme park time. At least domestically.

My description was for Dumbo's circus themed playground, which quite often, ends up being enjoyed more by children than the ride.

I recall high circular fans at Honey outside playground blowing day and night but what feels like 100 degrees and humidity July August didn’t matter. The sweaty kids and me and some other adults crawled through the playground tunnel caves and even jumped on the slide. Tom Sawyer yes is tops. The playground netting all ages could climb and play on was fun too. Next door was the quick service outdoor Studio Catering Company where one can buy an ice cold beer for hydration.

 

[celluloid]

I recall high circular fans at Honey outside playground blowing day and night but what feels like 100 degrees and humidity July August didn’t matter. The sweaty kids and me and some other adults crawled through the playground tunnel caves and even jumped on the slide. Tom Sawyer yes is tops. The playground netting all ages could climb and play on was fun too. Next door was the quick service outdoor Studio Catering Company where one can buy an ice cold beer for hydration.

I certainly think that corner was superior to what they did to the Courtyard.

 

[Screamface]

The bears singing songs will haunt your nightmares.

 

[FettFan]

Move through scenes based on a crap version of an IP you used to love.

es me off. First scene was the millennium Falcon, so I thought “awesome! Old trilogy!”

Then the Nike Swoosh Troopers popped up and I realized that the MF had the square antenna dish.



It was nice to see Billy Dee Williams again though.

 

[cjack300zx]

A train ride through the mountains goes sideways when we were Attacked by what appeared to be a crippled polar bear!

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

A pointless 1 &1/2 sing a long for a pointless character that no one cared about in the first place...

 

[Tha Realest]

Move through scenes based on a crap version of an IP you used to love.

This is a Disney forum- why are we discussing Fast & Furious Supecharged

 

[The Colonel]

Float among the pirates where your little girl will receive the important girl-power tutorial that females can be psychopathic, murderous, pillaging, gun-toting, alcoholics too.

 

[SteveAZee]

Not the MILF show I was expecting.

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

A train ride through the mountains goes sideways when we were Attacked by what appeared to be a crippled polar bear!

Not crippled polar bear... DISCO polar bear. Big difference. If you watch closely as you zip past in a split second, the disco lights make it look like he might've moved, but you'd be mistaken.

 

[Coaster Lover]

Recreate the excitement of a high speed car race... only you must stay in your lane, cannot pass, and are limited to a top speed of 7.5 mph... on second thought, it's more like LA traffic... yeah, let's go with that... recreate the excitement of being stuck in LA traffic! (noxious fumes included!)