Describe an attraction….badly.

[NickMaio]

Take a nap while a bunch of anamatonics don't work properly.

 

[cjack300zx]

Not crippled polar bear... DISCO polar bear. Big difference. If you watch closely as you zip past in a split second, the disco lights make it look like he might've moved, but you'd be mistaken.

Yes it doesn’t move so the Polar bear is crippled

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

Take a nap while a bunch of anamatonics don't work properly.

This could be ANYTHING, but my guess of your intent is American Adventure.

 

[mf1972]

sit in an auditorium & watch some singing fish puppets

 

[DisneyHead123]

Whirling kitchenware of puke

Elebenty billion stairs to nowhere - in a tree!

Clueless dads who thought Stitch was like, a cute fun character, get in trouble because the kid won’t sleep alone for a month (closed)

Feign a sense of superiority that you value history while in reality soaking up the air conditioning

Have an eerie sense that you are about to be beheaded because you can’t see anything but dang it seems like you’re zooming by things that are really close to your head

Be vaguely shocked that in the current zeitgeist there’s an attraction where kids handle realistic firearms aimed at ambiguous targets.

Remember that you are the product of the American public education system when you can’t identify all of the countries presented based on clues about cultural traditions and dress. (For non Americans, the “make a mental note not to ever, ever watch M3GAN within a year of getting on this ride again”.)

The Island Of crashing, overstimulated toddlers taking a break from the rest of the park

 

[Lilofan]

Take a nap while a bunch of anamatonics don't work properly.

After stuffing myself silly at Biertgarden in Epcot Germany, A good nap in the almost hour long American Adventure ice cold AC theatre is my next stop. If the show malfunctions I would not even know.

 

[Patcheslee]

a bunch of kids keep singing the same damn song over & over again

"This is the song that never ends...."

 

[Patcheslee]

You entered thinking it was a huge mini-golf course

 

[Lilofan]

"This is the song that never ends...."

" 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer , .... "

 

[the.dreamfinder]

“We’re not gonna make it!!”

 

[Virtual Toad]

Immerse yourself in an incredible glimpse of the future on land, sea and even outer space... until someone with far less vision and creativity reduces the entire thing to a pile of dust.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

" 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer , .... "

 

[Brer Panther]

Y'know that movie Inside Out? It's like that movie, except it's got Jon Lovitz, Bobcat Goldthwait, and the Austrian guys from Saturday Night Live in it.

 

[Drdcm]

An elevator is in need of repair

 

[Drdcm]

Navigate through rush hour traffic

 

[Smooth]

Navigate through rush hour traffic

I4?

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

The flying "UH" ride

 

[Drdcm]

I4?

Rock’n Rollercoaster lol

 

[EOD K9]

See a car being driven backwards up a ramp just to realize it’s not as cool as you thought it was.

 

[FettFan]

Soarin….In SPAAAAAAAAAAACE