Describe an attraction….badly.

[Sirwalterraleigh]

Tron is like…REALLY long

 

[Sirwalterraleigh]

An awful shrine to the horrors of one of the causes of Global Warming.

Lol

 

[FettFan]

A short film about why you shouldn’t build a themed resort on the wetlands….being screened in a themed resort built on wetlands.

 

[Screamface]

Robots of war criminals.

 

[S.I.R. the Robot]

Groin Smasher 75

 

[NickCarr]

Ride in a self designed car that goes a little slower than you can go on the highway.

 

[NickCarr]

Try not to get wet while laughing at others who get wet. Then get wet.

 

[NickCarr]

Watch half an attraction on the way up and then be entertained with filler material on the way down.

 

[NickCarr]

Hope that someone in your family gets their photo put on the side screen and then get tossed around for 5 minutes.

 

[NickCarr]

Give me $15 or you can't ride.

 

[cranbiz]

Spend 20-40 minutes crammed into a confined space with 72+ sweaty bodies, a few sitting, most standing.

 

[S.I.R. the Robot]

The history of cars, as told by Blue Falcon.

 

[NickCarr]

A good time when it's not down for repairs.

 

[NickCarr]

Hope to be 'that guy' and be disappointment when you're not.

 

[FettFan]

Watch a new 12 minute travel ad for a country that Bob doesn’t want you to go to because there isn’t a Disney park there.

 

[Winter]

Disney World is dangerous guys, never go to it. I was just walking around hollywood studios when I suddenly got KIDNAPPED. ??? Luckily I got rescued, but I still almost got killed. 0/10 will never go back

 

[S.I.R. the Robot]

Warp Darkmatter's favourite ride (hint: "I'll drive.")

 

[TomboyJanet]

W

go somewhere far far away, get arrested, thrown in prison, & then escape.

ait that could also be toad or pinnochio

 

[TomboyJanet]

Spend 20-40 minutes crammed into a confined space with 72+ sweaty bodies, a few sitting, most standing.

Is there a NYC subway ride?

 

[TomboyJanet]

Get driven in some sort of road minecart thing by a guide who stops at a red light in a bad neighborhood and abandons you to get carjacked by a gangster or get caught in a western shoot out because your guide decided to be a vigilante during a bank robbery and then hijacked by a bandit who knows what a steering wheel is.

Then.... Watch as they react oddly calm in a self destructing alien infested starship only to die when the guide who left you murders them gruesomely for stealing a cursed jewel. Then go sing with a bunch of wacky short people..