Describe an attraction….badly.

[NickCarr]

Give me $15 or you can't ride.

 

[cranbiz]

Spend 20-40 minutes crammed into a confined space with 72+ sweaty bodies, a few sitting, most standing.

 

[NickCarr]

A good time when it's not down for repairs.

 

[NickCarr]

Hope to be 'that guy' and be disappointment when you're not.

 

[FettFan]

Watch a new 12 minute travel ad for a country that Bob doesn’t want you to go to because there isn’t a Disney park there.

 

[Winter]

Disney World is dangerous guys, never go to it. I was just walking around hollywood studios when I suddenly got KIDNAPPED. ??? Luckily I got rescued, but I still almost got killed. 0/10 will never go back

 

[TomboyJanet]

W

go somewhere far far away, get arrested, thrown in prison, & then escape.

ait that could also be toad or pinnochio

 

[TomboyJanet]

Spend 20-40 minutes crammed into a confined space with 72+ sweaty bodies, a few sitting, most standing.

Is there a NYC subway ride?

 

[TomboyJanet]

Get driven in some sort of road minecart thing by a guide who stops at a red light in a bad neighborhood and abandons you to get carjacked by a gangster or get caught in a western shoot out because your guide decided to be a vigilante during a bank robbery and then hijacked by a bandit who knows what a steering wheel is.

Then.... Watch as they react oddly calm in a self destructing alien infested starship only to die when the guide who left you murders them gruesomely for stealing a cursed jewel. Then go sing with a bunch of wacky short people..

 

[Disstevefan1]

It's not a spaceship nor is it a hotel, there are no windows, it has a shuttle that looks like a shuttle craft on the inside and a box truck on the outside and its VERY expensive to stay in and closed soon after it opened.

 

[FettFan]

The spirit of Tomorrow: 50 year old petrol-powered Go-Karts.

 

[Screamface]

People in costumes walking or dancing on trucks block you from getting to the ride you want to go on that now has a lowered wait time.

 

[mf1972]

when you’re on a boat & see a singing snowman, u know it’s time to stop drinking around the world at epcot. just let it go.

 

[TomboyJanet]

Check into a hotel which has no visible rooms and instead have the elevator take you to space (possibly??) but without a restaurant and then fall.....with style!

Or conversely, Ride an elevator and have some guy you can't see talk to you in a scary voice, see a bunch of stuff, and come back down but faster.

 

[TomboyJanet]

People in costumes walking or dancing on trucks block you from getting to the ride you want to go on that now has a lowered wait time.

TOO TRUE! or In DHS's case waving from a bunch of gaudily decorated Camaros from the 10's

 

[tatergator1]

Take a seat while magnets and electricity lazily guide you on a journey viewing outdated mock-ups, including an imaginary city. Enjoy captivating views of gift shop customers; spend a lot of time in the dark, briefly enjoying screams from terrified coaster riders; and try to make sense of a shockingly neon space/alien scene. Feel accomplished that you ended up in the exact same spot you started and stayed dry for 10 minutes during the brief afternoon thunderstorm.

 

[The Colonel]

Be amused that the animatronic is more intelligent than the real -life version.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Come to a garden and sit with a statue of a guy who's dream is literally slapped in his face.

 

[UniversalIsMid98]

Mice star in a cartoon playing inside of a movie theater, something goes wrong, but guests go through the cartoon world and explore their adventure

 

[TomboyJanet]

For California:
Get in the worlds most roomy jeep and fight to get the steering wheel seat only to realize it doesn't turn like in Mr. Toad since It is just a handbar in purpose. Then Have a god dangle a reward in your face only to try to kill you for looking into its face. Try to figure out why it's so hard to get a headlight to work and why an ancient temple seems to be built for vehicles too heavy for most rope bridges, almost get curshed and then have a guy make a pun diminishing all the danger he probably put you through