Describe an attraction….badly.

[FettFan]

Dude in pink shirt gets abused by a film crew.

 

[vikescaper]

Annoying purple dragon interrupts scientists’ open house.

 

[EagleScout610]

Imaginary snow monkey ruins railroad business just because he's in a bad mood

 

[mf1972]

a bunch of kids keep singing the same damn song over & over again

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

18th Century men in flamboyant outfits sing an awful song at a 21st Century captive audience in boats

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

Ride in small self-driving test cars in dark rooms with nonsensical neon features

 

[Club Cooloholic]

Locked in a room full of wild birds during a tropical storm.

 

[celluloid]

A bad trip with an overrated band, where the journey is half, or rather, all of the fun.

 

[Screamface]

Move through scenes based on a crap version of an IP you used to love.

 

[mf1972]

ride a boat just to see a bunch of drunks ruin a town. i think i accidentally just described epcot instead of potc

 

[larryz]

Move through scenes based on a crap version of an IP you used to love.

You'll have to be more specific...

 

[larryz]

Climb aboard an erector set to watch the Eiffel Tower fold in half.

 

[celluloid]

A flight simulator to simulate a more advanced flight simulation, you will feel like you are really virtually there. The scientists who came up with it are very nervous and annoying.

 

[mf1972]

go somewhere far far away, get arrested, thrown in prison, & then escape.

 

[Smooth]

Get in an elevator. Go up. Come back down.

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

Move around slowly inside a giant ball suspended off the ground

 

[Musical Mermaid]

Visit bugs and be attacked by them while they tell you to consider them friends

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

Have your arms lopped off at the elbows while riding a coaster in pitch blackness

 

[WorldExplorer]

Board a floating log and watch a character do their grocery shopping; an important ingredient in rabbit stew turns out to be very difficult to get.

 

[vikescaper]

Enjoy a slow moving boat ride to a help yourself salad bar.