Some dialogue from the Phil and Buddy household:
Me: So, you said when there were five new things open, we can go back.
Monster: BLAAAHHHHHGGGHHHHFFHGFDSTREEJJHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: What was that?
Monster: There aren't five new things open, so forget it!
Me: I want a divorce.
Monster: You can't have a divorce because we are not even married! (side note - he will not marry me because I have a zillion dollars in debt that he is afraid of inheriting if I get hit by a bus.)
Me: Okay whatever, but there are enough new attractions there that I get to go again.
Monster: Have fun!
Me: Well maybe I'll take a solo trip.
Monster: Well, maybe you should!
Me: You don't care about slinky dog coaster or Toy Story Land?
Monster: No, because I am not five years old!
Me: GRRRRRRRRRR..............
Hmmmm......so I am seriously thinking of a brief (3 night?) solo trip. Have never done that before, but if it happens, October, maybe?
Anyone wanna hang out with a crazy loon?
Me: So, you said when there were five new things open, we can go back.
Monster: BLAAAHHHHHGGGHHHHFFHGFDSTREEJJHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: What was that?
Monster: There aren't five new things open, so forget it!
Me: I want a divorce.
Monster: You can't have a divorce because we are not even married! (side note - he will not marry me because I have a zillion dollars in debt that he is afraid of inheriting if I get hit by a bus.)
Me: Okay whatever, but there are enough new attractions there that I get to go again.
Monster: Have fun!
Me: Well maybe I'll take a solo trip.
Monster: Well, maybe you should!
Me: You don't care about slinky dog coaster or Toy Story Land?
Monster: No, because I am not five years old!
Me: GRRRRRRRRRR..............
Hmmmm......so I am seriously thinking of a brief (3 night?) solo trip. Have never done that before, but if it happens, October, maybe?
Anyone wanna hang out with a crazy loon?
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