WARNING! WARNING!
MUSICIAN JOKE AHEAD!
A guitar player dies, and goes to Hell. He's greeted at the gate of flames by the devil himself, who says,"Welcome to Hell! I'll be your host tonight - actually I'll be your host forever - and I'm happy to let you know that you'll be playing a sold-out concert tonight with some of our most famous citizens! Step right this way!" The devil ushers him to a gleaming stretch limo, and whisks him away to a luxury suite in the finest hotel the guy's ever seen. He enjoys a catered five-star meal with a dozen gorgeous models, and the champagne flows like water. At concert time, the devil ushers him back into the stretch limo; it pulls up outside a huge arena. Screaming fans surround the car. "You're going to need a new guitar," the devil says, and tells him to pick any one he wants of a gleaming array of Fenders and Gibsons. The devil and the guitar player enter the arena, and head backstage. On stage, they see Jimi Hendrix and Bob Marley on guitar, Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin on vocals, and Otis Redding on bass. Just as he's about to head out on stage, the guy turns to the devil and says, "Are you SURE this is Hell?" The devil answers, "You'd better believe it, buddy! OK, everybody, one, two, three - Tie a Yellow Ribbon!"
...so, actually, Jer, I think the devil drives a limo. (All those deliveries)...