Approximately one year ago I was meandering the streets of Disney World, when I met a man who looked like the amazing Noam Chomsky. I really like Noam, just to let you know. I approached this suspicious look-a-like and began to talk with him. Then, I mentioned some linguistic theory just to test the waters. At first he seemed to be quite knowledgeable in the field. However, he quickly took a drastic turn. In the next instant I found this man flailing his arms in the middle of the street. "Get out of the new world if you can't lend a hand!" he shouted. I tried to inconspicuously leave the situation, but he grasped my shoulder. Being helpless, I felt hopeless. Suddenly he released me from the vice-like grip all too familiar to Holden Caulfield during the days at Pencey when he mega-battled Stradlater. Once free, I ran. Has anyone had a similar experience?
