News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

Starship824

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In the Parks
No
Well it’s supposed to be in a park not at the end of the street but that’s a topic for the great tree massacare - Central Park in NYC has had a castle since 1872.
Had no idea there was a castle in central Park.
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Starship824

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In the Parks
No
Indeed. Time to discard all this "Imagineering" nonsense they have been going on about for all these years and just start building loosely associated attractions close to one another as people only really care about new rides anyway.
Well, that is what they've been doing already anyway.
 

sndral

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AK has a river running through it. DHS has echo lake. Epcot is designed around the seven seas lagoon. They designed a river for DL & Paradise Bay for CA. This plan to drain the ROA & make MK the first domestic park w/out a prominent body of water shows just how little the current regime understands what has set their parks above the competition.
An expanse of water gives a sense of space & a visual respite w/in a crowded park.
The promise that there will be water in the new design & that it’ll be more dynamic & thus better is bs. First, they simply don’t have the vision or the talent to design something better - I don’t have any confidence that the group that designed & built the Moana walk through w/ it’s plastic flowers will do any better in the MK. Second, even assuming there are water elements currently in the design (altho’ the concept art suggests otherwise) the bean counters will soon cut/reduce those items.
 

haveyoumetmark

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It feels like MK will always be #1. It’s open latest too, so no matter where we go, we usually end the night at MK.

I am looking forward to how much easier it will be to get to and from Big Thunder Mountain. Coming from Fastasyland it’s currently like a 20 minute walk around the river for a grand tour of Frontierland. When you’re done riding, you’re at that dead end so far from everything else so I’m excited that side of the park will be more navigable.
 

haveyoumetmark

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AK has a river running through it. DHS has echo lake. Epcot is designed around the seven seas lagoon. They designed a river for DL & Paradise Bay for CA. This plan to drain the ROA & make MK the first domestic park w/out a prominent body of water shows just how little the current regime understands what has set their parks above the competition.
An expanse of water gives a sense of space & a visual respite w/in a crowded park.
The promise that there will be water in the new design & that it’ll be more dynamic & thus better is bs. First, they simply don’t have the vision or the talent to design something better - I don’t have any confidence that the group that designed & built the Moana walk through w/ it’s plastic flowers will do any better in the MK. Second, even assuming there are water elements currently in the design (altho’ the concept art suggests otherwise) the bean counters will soon cut/reduce those items.
Echo Lake, really?? It’s a retention pond. MK will have more water than Echo Lake when all is said and done, and that’s not including the castle moat and Jungle Cruise. People are reaching so far to tear this decision down.
 

haveyoumetmark

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So does anyone think they'll attempt to explain why there are modern all-terrain vehicles next to a bayou from the 1920's sitting next to a town from the 19th century? Or is it just a given that Disney has given up on making things make sense?
Only after they explain why there’s a fairy tale castle at the end of an early 20th century American small town street…. And why there are flying magic carpets in the middle of a remote jungle… and why there’s a noisy and smelly gas-powered raceway in the future where cars go 7 mph…. I can go on and on and on.
 

Sir_Cliff

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Only after they explain why there’s a fairy tale castle at the end of an early 20th century American small town street…. And why there are flying magic carpets in the middle of a remote jungle… and why there’s a noisy and smelly gas-powered raceway in the future where cars go 7 mph…. I can go on and on and on.
Now that this has come up twice, has anyone ever argued that the carpets were anything other than a thematic disaster for very little (if any) benefit? It's also a particularly strange one to bring up, as it's not exactly like Walt decreed an Aladdin Dumbo clone for Adventureland at the MK.

The Tomorrowland Speedway is also an odd one to bring up as I think it's the attraction that people most often mention they'd be happy to see replaced. Yet, that survives while Frontierland becomes, ironically, Carsland.
 

haveyoumetmark

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The hypocrisy is ironic. The committee obviously exists.
Yeah it’s their characterization and perceived influence that are questionable. This “committee” is far and away the biggest boogeyman around here…

The disdain seems wildly misplaced by people who just need someone to blame. It appears to me like Disney is just trying to do right by their customers and cast members, while being responsible with their power and evolving their product to meet modern standards.
 

sndral

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Echo Lake, really?? It’s a retention pond. MK will have more water than Echo Lake when all is said and done, and that’s not including the castle moat and Jungle Cruise. People are reaching so far to tear this decision down.
WDW is built on a swamp, having water isn’t the issue, good design is the issue, specifically using expanses of water as part of an overall park design & the fact that the current group at Disney doesn’t inspire confidence that they’re capable of designing & executing a decent large scale redesign.
 

haveyoumetmark

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Now that this has come up twice, has anyone ever argued that the carpets were anything other than a thematic disaster for very little (if any) benefit? It's also a particularly strange one to bring up, as it's not exactly like Walt decreed an Aladdin Dumbo clone for Adventureland at the MK.

The Tomorrowland Speedway is also an odd one to bring up as I think it's the attraction that people most often mention they'd be happy to see replaced. Yet, that survives while Frontierland becomes, ironically, Carsland.
Well it doesn’t change what exists and has been the case for decades. Themes are directional and expansive. This has always been the case for Magic Kingdom. People’s understanding of theming can be far too literal and rigid, and thus restrictive for a park at the scale and success of Magic Kingdom.
 

BuzzedPotatoHead89

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Yeah it’s their characterization and perceived influence that are questionable. This “committee” is far and away the biggest boogeyman around here…
I agree here. As I’ve stated over multiple threads I don’t think this has much (if anything) to do with the “committee” in question, unless it’s a financial committee. This decision is seemingly specific to the way the WDW business model is structured.

The disdain seems wildly misplaced by people who just need someone to blame. It appears to me like Disney is just trying to do right by their customers and cast members, while being responsible with their power and evolving their product to meet modern standards.
The blame should rest with TDO and the execs since likely the primary motive here is likely a financial not an altruistic one, to replace aging and under-maintained attractions over regularly upgrading them and simultaneously expanding the footprint of the parks.

We’re seeing the same “addition by subtraction” happen at AK and DHS too as a way to maintain artificial scarcity and regularly rotate in new IP-laden attractions as a means of revenue maximization. Contrast this to the physical land expansions at other international Disney parks and the original Disneyland.

Though I have no doubt Cars will be hugely popular with the general public, it’s clear that pure park expansion - in terms of added acreage - would ultimately be in the best interest of both cast members (increasing the size of the labor force) and customers (by increasing the overall value of the product).
 

Tha Realest

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Yeah it’s their characterization and perceived influence that are questionable. This “committee” is far and away the biggest boogeyman around here…
What “problematic” attraction or experience purportedly targeted by them hasn’t been materially changed?

Why do some attractions and parts of attractions languish, while these problematic aspects get “plussed up”?
 

Starship824

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In the Parks
No
Actually,...I have heard that Disney does deeply "care" about the Rivers of America....but they care about it in a negative way.

The theory goes: Burbank and whatever "sensitivity experts" they have, identified Tom Sawyers Island as being "problematic" by 2024 standards. Even Mark Twain and Ben Franklyn are historically "problematic" at Epcot's "American Adventure" as well. Liberty Square itself has also considered "problematic" too. There are MANY things in America's mid-west "frontier" past and history that Burbank does NOT want to promote any longer. I'm even told that Walt Disney himself is considered "problematic" by some management and creative factions inside Burbank. (Thankfully they are a minority group in HQ.)

Remember the shooting arcade? It was a fun place where you shoot a gun at some range targets. This, or course, is horrifying to sensitivity experts...therefore, stuff like this needs to be canceled because it sends the WRONG message today.

Yet, at the same exact time, Burbank CAN promote Deadpool in their parks to kids,...an EXTREMELY, radically VIOLENT Marvel movie with MASSIVE amounts bloody, GUN-GLORYFYING, shooting, killing, murder and massacre. But, an old fashioned, Bible-belt, American frontier BB gun target range is horrible and sends a terrible message to guests????

Funny how Burbank's "sensitivity experts" stay quiet about THAT Deadpool subject. (I'm not dumping on the movie,..I liked it. I'm just pointing out Burbank's hypocrisy)

It's NOT about building Frontier Cars. It's about canceling or "cleaning" an area of the park that they don't agree with, culturally....and using a cool Cars attraction to make you happy about it. (One that can be built ANYWHERE)
I don't doubt that the "problematic" issues with the island are at least somewhat part of the decision to remove the ROA but I don't think it's the main reason. This decision is mainly a financial and logistical one rather than cultural insensitivity one. If it is the case that the ROA and TSI have been deemed "problematic" by Burbank than why aren't they announcing a ROA replacement at every other park? I'll tell you at least one reason for Disneyland, Fantasmic is there and makes a lot of money off dining packages. The ROA at wdw does not share that same characteristic and in the eyes of the penny pinchers is expendable. Also your last point about how this cars ride can built anywhere. Can't any ride be built anywhere?
 

Figments Friend

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Whelp, I guess this plate will be a collectible soon…..

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What does Joe think of all this??

Hey Joe, you are about to be evicted from your riverside shack.
Whaddya gonna do now…?
( He is already at DizzyWorld…)


“Well dang, a Frontierland without a riverboat is a world I jus’ don’t wanna live in, ya’all…”

He looks contemplative and sad.
Like me regarding this mess.
😕

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Dan Deesnee

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Yes, how very anti-Christian of Disney to remove it.

🙄

Way to take what they said completely out of context by leaving out what they wrote preceding your quote...

I mean, we can all read what they posted.

And they made an excellent point. A shooting arcade modeled after the old west frontier in a frontier town is a problem, but pushing Deadpool, which promotes obscene amounts of violence and inappropriate language to kids, is totally fine.

The hypocrisy is laughable to any intelligent and rational person.
 
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JoeCamel

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Whelp, I guess this plate will be a collectible soon…..

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What does Joe think of all this??

Hey Joe, you are about to be evicted from your riverside shack.
Whaddya gonna do now…?
( He is already at DizzyWorld…)


“Well dang, a Frontierland without a riverboat is a world I jus’ don’t wanna live in, ya’all…”

He looks contemplative and sad.
Like me regarding this mess.
😕

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That ain't tabaccy in Joe's pipe, he's plenty happy.......
 

Dizknee_Phreek

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Now that this has come up twice, has anyone ever argued that the carpets were anything other than a thematic disaster for very little (if any) benefit? It's also a particularly strange one to bring up, as it's not exactly like Walt decreed an Aladdin Dumbo clone for Adventureland at the MK.

The Tomorrowland Speedway is also an odd one to bring up as I think it's the attraction that people most often mention they'd be happy to see replaced. Yet, that survives while Frontierland becomes, ironically, Carsland.
Exactly. The carpets were a terrible decision and their placement even worse. Not only did it not fit in with anything else surrounding them, they created such an awful bottle neck in that area. It was one of the first thematically terrible decisions in an increasing snowball of terrible decisions.
 

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