I've just posted my annual
Highly Scientific and Infallible Halloween Youth Pop Culture Update over in the Disneyland forum, where folks seem to have a better sense of humor and know it's all just a big joke.
I didn't get any Marvel characters at my door this year, boy or girl, at least not any Marvel characters I could recognize. I certainly did
not get a Captain Marvel. The girls in my neighborhood seemed to want to only be Barbie or Taylor Swift, although those two seemed to just blend together after the second hour of answering door bells.
My
Best Girls Costume Gift Basket went to a hilarious young lady who was Weird Barbie, with chopped up wig and bad makeup and hideous dress and wonky faces as I answered the door. Bravo!
My
Best Boys Costume Gift Basket went to a saucy young man who baffled me at first, until he explained he was a Charcuterie Board and then proudly pointed out the hot-glued items on his chest as Gouda, salami, Spanish olives, etc.
I died.
My
Best Family Gift Basket went to a family that didn't actually have a coherent family theme, but instead had a charming young Dad who wore a blue business suit and dark tie, powdered white hair, with knee pads and elbow pads strapped clumsily over his business suit. Who was he?... He was President Biden, prepped to survive his next fall somewhere.