Disstevefan1
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Disney Springs leasing agent on the phone with the NBA -Iger doesn’t green light tenants at Disney Springs.
Disney Springs leasing agent: You want to what?
NBA: Put the NBA experience where Disney Quest is. We will pay to tear Disney Quest down and put up our building.
Disney Springs leasing agent: Well, that's good, that won't cost us anything, and we ae not making enough money in Disney Quest and we hate paying cast members, so tell me, what is this NBA thing? Do we get to watch NBA stars play one on one in a tournament, maybe some cool meet and greets with NBA stars, autograph sessions with NBA stars, stuff like that.
NBA: Well not exactly.
Disney Springs leasing agent: What then?
NBA: We charge folks a lot of money to shoot some baskets and then try to sell them some NBA merchandise.
Disney Springs leasing agent: You got to me kidding me, hold on, I got another call.
Disney Springs leasing agent: Hello? Who? Oh, Mr. Iger? Hello Sir, how may I help? Oh yes, the NBA Experience, you love it and really think it will be an excellent, inclusive experience for our Disney Springs guests. Oh I agree with you Sir, thanks for calling.
Disney Springs leasing agent back on the phone with NBA: Ya know, after thinking about This NBA experience is a great idea! You pay to demolish Disney Quest and build your building, pay two years rent up front and sign a 10-year lease and you got a deal! Call ends.
Disney Springs leasing agent says to himself, "What a stinker! Well at least we can get rid of the Disney Quest building for free and make some money before it fails, LOL.
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