News Bob Iger is back! Chapek is out!!

[Disney Analyst]

 

[lazyboy97o]

“The Queen has returned.”

 

[fgmnt]

We're so back, someone roll out the green, astroturf carpet.

 

[Joel]

Getting the squad back together.

 

[HauntedPirate]

Zenia is "informally consulting" for Bob? Wonder when the articles knifing certain people will start appearing...

 

[pdude81]

Zenia is "informally consulting" for Bob? Wonder when the articles knifing certain people will start appearing...

They seem to have never stopped

 

[HauntedPirate]

They seem to have never stopped

True, Chappie finally got bumped off after taking many in the back.

 

[_caleb]

As much as I'm not a fan of the conniving, deliberately deceitful strategies I suspect she employs, I guess I'm at least a little bit hopeful she'll lead an organized and strategic communications effort on Disney's behalf. This seems to have been lacking since her departure.

I just hope it's on Disney's behalf, and not on only on Iger's behalf.

Also, I'm assuming this means @TP2000's efforts might be a bit more disciplined and organized here again.

 

[Casper Gutman]

Would everyone PLEASE STOP making me root FOR Iger!!!

 

[TP2000]

Also, I'm assuming this means @TP2000's efforts might be a bit more disciplined and organized here again.

Are you calling me disorganized? Or are you calling me fat? I hope it's not both!

 

[_caleb]

Are you calling me disorganized? Or are you calling me fat? I hope it's not both!

LOL neither!
But please do send my regards to ZM at your next meeting. I imagine she may be a bit grumpy being pulled out of retirement, but Disney's current situation is something of a national emergency. Be sure to thank her for her service!

 

[Animaniac93-98]

“The Queen has returned.”

Zenia plotting her next move

 

[Elijah Abrams]

Can someone please tell me what the problem is with Zenia?

 

[CaptainAmerica]

Can someone please tell me what the problem is with Zenia?

She's evil and wonderful and amazing.

 

[_caleb]

She's evil and wonderful and amazing.

She's comforting and terrifying.

I'm pretty sure:

• She is a strategic communications genius
• She will save Disney from it's current PR struggles
• If you hate Iger, she will make you love Iger
• She maintains a file on every one of us
• She is behind almost every sock puppet member profile here and every Disney fan site
• If you look her directly in the eye something bad will happen to you
• She can smell fear
• This could be the last you hear from me

But we don't talk about Zenia

 

[Joel]

Zenia is a real life Mary Sue.

 

[MisterPenguin]

Zenia is a beautiful bouquet of roses that smell bad.

Zenia knows when you are sleeping and knows when you're awake to call you to retract that story.

Zenia is that last bite of an exquisite desert that leaves you bloated.

Zenia a soft spring breeze that whispers Peltz is a friend of Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein.

 

[CaptainAmerica]

Zenia is a beautiful bouquet of roses that smell bad.

Zenia knows when you are sleeping and knows when you're awake to call you to retract that story.

Zenia is that last bite of an exquisite desert that leaves you bloated.

Zenia a soft spring breeze that whispers Peltz is a friend of Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein.

 

[Lilofan]

Zenia is "informally consulting" for Bob? Wonder when the articles knifing certain people will start appearing...

She's probably on that double secret payroll for her services.

 

[bcoachable]

I thought some of the “Disney Responses” looked familiar recently