To be clear, I'm not doing a VIP tour so no need to worry about me not appreciating any poor castmember.
I can afford Diseny but I can't afford that - not for a single adult paying that for him and his child which for me, is what it would be.
Also, I'm not talking about screw!ng anyone out of a gratuity - not really.
I'm talking about Disney charging as much as $6,300 for an experiencing of which I'm pretty sure they are
not paying that castmember on a seasonal scale the way they're charging, meaning that their only expense on that whole offering
is the base pay of castmember regardless of if it's $3,150
on coupon day or the full $6,300.
Okay, we'll add 50% to that original guestimate someone threw out of $20 to cover social security and taxes so lets say $30 an hour = $210 - give or take a few.
That's a markup on actual cost of between 1500% and 3000% and I was basing this on the notion that
Disney had the nerve to remind you that gratuities aren't included.*
For that kind of pricing, I feel like they could find a way to maybe pay their guides more - don't you?
I know, I know - magic, pixie dust, can't put a price on dreams or street opioids when you really need 'em, etc. but nobody will ever convince me that price is worth it for access to SDMT unless you're Beyoncé and need crowd control to even go to a park.
*All of this was with JoeCamel reminding me of the gratuity and the last time I looked, I thought it said something about that on the VIP tour page. Looking just now, it doesn't so it has either changed or I just remembered that wrong.
My main beef was the kind of brass you-knows Disney would have to have to charge what they do and then tell people they should tip - again, at least as of now,
they don't appear to make mention of that on their site, at lest so my minor burst of outrage there wasn't warranted.
I'm all for gratuity when it is entirely voluntary and intended to reflect appreciation for quality service but now I go into stores where nobody helps me and I get to the register and the system is trying to get me to add between 20-35% gratuity or I go through a drive-through to pick up fastfood and am faced with the same choice and I'm still trying to figure out for what, exactly but that's really another discussion.