blackthidot
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Those two invented the bands. If I were you...I would just put them on. Either way they will track you down.
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Bands will stop me
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Those two invented the bands. If I were you...I would just put them on. Either way they will track you down.
FettFan
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Disney's RFID MagicBand is an experiment by the Obama Administration in order to better fight the war on obesity. What you don't know is that it implants you with nanotech to monitor your BMI, cholesterol, and blood sugar levels.
If the government deems you to be overweight, you will be disallowed from ordering certain items at WDW restaurants.
Want french fries with your lunch? TOUGH LUCK FATTY! IT'S APPLE SLICES FOR YOU!
MWA HA HA HAHAAA!
If the government deems you to be overweight, you will be disallowed from ordering certain items at WDW restaurants.
Want french fries with your lunch? TOUGH LUCK FATTY! IT'S APPLE SLICES FOR YOU!
MWA HA HA HAHAAA!
Virtual Toad
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bsiev1977
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I KNEW IT!!! I knew Obama was up to something sinister.Disney's RFID MagicBand is an experiment by the Obama Administration in order to better fight the war on obesity. What you don't know is that it implants you with nanotech to monitor your BMI, cholesterol, and blood sugar levels.
If the government deems you to be overweight, you will be disallowed from ordering certain items at WDW restaurants.
Want french fries with your lunch? TOUGH LUCK FATTY! IT'S APPLE SLICES FOR YOU!
MWA HA HA HAHAAA!
smw
Active Member
How is that different? Then you're just carrying something around you have to dig for.
FettFan
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Especially if it's in my front pocket when my girl and I get a bit cozy on Spaceship Earth....
bsiev1977
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Dude, no. Just..........no.Especially if it's in my front pocket when my girl and I get a bit cozy on Spaceship Earth....
GenerationX
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I recently attended a Gartner webinar about trends in IT. They see wearable tech as a $10billion industry in a few years, and I concur. Get used to it, folks.
Uncle Lupe
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Would it be acceptable for me to hang this from my belt buckle and do a pelvic thrust every time I want a fastpass or to pay for something??
I want to post the storm trooper gif but that may cross the line.
storm trooper "dancing"
I want to post the storm trooper gif but that may cross the line.
storm trooper "dancing"
CP_alum08
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Like that Android piece of plastic that is carried with you everywhere you go? No. Completely different. Or those plastic credit cards that you probably use on a daily basis? Again, very different. Or any car that's been built in the last few years. I can see how Disney is CRAZY.
The OP is an idiot. I can say that right?
I think people are getting WAY too worked up over this FP+ thing, both those for and against.
G00fyDad
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They are either one of two types of people. One, people that are wayyyyyyyyy too paranoid and think that the government is out to subvert their minds. Or two, they don't really buy into the whole paranoia and are just trying to be controversial. Either way, pretty ridiculous.
There is absolutely nothing ambiguous going on here with Disney. And I have yet to see one person give an actual example of how in the h*** Disney will/can/would ever be able to use any information they get from my movements to do a single thing to upset my day. These people sound like my father and every other staunch Republican I see these days. "Run for the hills! The end of the world is neigh!! The government is trying to destroy our lives! We better get our guns and stockpile some food!" Again, ridiculous.
CP_alum08
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ah, sensibility, so refreshing to know there are still people out there with it!They are either one of two types of people. One, people that are wayyyyyyyyy too paranoid and think that the government is out to subvert their minds. Or two, they don't really buy into the whole paranoia and are just trying to be controversial. Either way, pretty ridiculous.
There is absolutely nothing ambiguous going on here with Disney. And I have yet to see one person give an actual example of how in the h*** Disney will/can/would ever be able to use any information they get from my movements to do a single thing to upset my day. These people sound like my father and every other staunch Republican I see these days. "Run for the hills! The end of the world is neigh!! The government is trying to destroy our lives! We better get our guns and stockpile some food!" Again, ridiculous.
FettFan
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FettFan
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Too bad Captain EO doesn't have Fastpass. You could moonwalk up to the stanchion, thrust, grab your crotch and "HEEE HEEE".
JenniferS
When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
If NextGen and FastPass + and all that that entails are indeed coming, then personally, I would much rather wear a rubber bracelet than dig into my cinch bag to dig out a plastic card every 20 minutes.
If you look closely at my avatar, you can see I was practising wearing a rubber band bracelet waaaaay back in November. Perhaps I am prescient.
If you look closely at my avatar, you can see I was practising wearing a rubber band bracelet waaaaay back in November. Perhaps I am prescient.
JenniferS
When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
Pretty much from the get-go.
There is a much more knowledgeable, informed thread regarding the same topic going on elsewhere, but by golly, it is way over my head.
Captain Chaos
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Dr. Shelby says "hug it out"...
Gotten?