Wow, those rides are really, really dumb. Also bad. And pointless. Did we already say dumb?
Remember a decade or so ago when the theme park industry was buzzing about Dubai and Dubailand and how it was going to blow Disneyland and Disney World out of the water and make the old American parks extinct? And that's what Dubailand came up with?
Dubailand!... where you can ride really dumb rides, pay money to a government that oppresses women and executes gays and casual adulterers, and then pretend everything is fine. Hey, at least there aren't any lines!
Dubailand!