Attractions that would signal the end of Disney

FigmentJedi

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by matt88mph
I don't know about you, but I'd like to see this:

"The Rock n' Roller Coaster Starring Weird Al Yankovic"
I had an Idea like that, but it would be an Omnimover that parodied disney music and the opening was a spoof of the old JII openining with Al as Dreamfinder and Harvey the Wonder Hampster as Figment
 

Steamboat_Kevin

Well-Known Member
Journey Into Chronic Depression
Diarrhea Rocks!
Hemorrhoid Mountain :hurl:
Carrot Top's Energy Adventure
The Making of One Hit Wonders (Starring The Men Without Hats and the Baha Men)
 

barnum42

New Member
Originally posted by O I Sleep
The Great Disney Direct-to-Video Movie Ride! :king:

Is it be possible to make animatronic figures that would be bad enough to do justice to the driect to video junk?
 

General Grizz

New Member
Original Poster
The Haunted Mansion II: Little Leota's Great Journey - replaces the Hall of Presidents

Splash Mountain II - replaces Splash Mountain and takes away all of the Brer characters based on "racist ideals"

It's a Small World II: Nuked to Lake America - replaces 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

The Enchanted Tiki Room II: Refurbishment of Frontierland Shooting Gallery
 

O I Sleep

New Member
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BRER STITCH

Well-Known Member
Not an attraction, but from Disney Merchandising.....
Say Goodbye to last year's BOUNCY BALL PIT.....

JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

GOOFY'S BIG BAG OF BROKEN GLASS!!!

This time....you really CAN put your eye out!!!

WARNING: Not recommended for children over 5. Some shards of glass may be pointy and cause bleeding.
 

DonaldDuck

Member
let's see...
Spaceship Earth with narration by Ozzy Osbourne
renaming of WDW to EisnerWorld
Captain EO returns with the current Michael Jackson :eek:
Rock 'n' Roller Coaster starring the Beegees
Hall of Presidential Scandals
:xmas:
 

daoVinci

New Member
In fitting with the "new, improved" Disneyless Disney...

The Carousel of Profit

Overtime Keeper

Space (for lease) Mountain

At MGM: Mission Space II: Suspended Animation!

NEW PARK: SpinnerWorld! All Dumbo, all the time.

Donald's "Duck and Cover": The Boardroom Tour

NEW PARK: DCA-Orlando

Journey Into Stagnation - Starring Greedy Beancounter.

"Selling The Land" Pavillion, with a brand new restaurant: PieceMeal's!

NEW DISCOUNT PARK (Entry just $15): The Walt Disney World Transportation and Ticket Center!
:brick:
 

DisneyFan 2000

Well-Known Member
If this is out of place or has been said please delete this post:

Mountain at MGM Studios starring Jessica Rabbit! :goodnevil

The Amazing Adventures of Eisner (including scenes how he kicked Roy out the door!)

Motel 6 Disney at only 500 dollars a night!

New Park: Disney's Clone Adventure! All your favourite rides including Sounds Dangerous, the second JITI version and three E-Tickets: Dumbo the Flying Elephant, Magic Carpets of Aladdin and Astro Orbitor! A unique Disney experience!

Sorry if ideas have been mentioned earlier my friends!

Long live Eisner World..... I ment Disney World cough*yeah right*cough...:king:
 

Amsi

New Member
Well, sorry to bring this thread back. Not sure if there's a rule against that, but if so I will gladly delete this post.

Journey into Your Imagination III: Dreamfinder's Revenge
I would actually love that...
 

Expo_Seeker40

Well-Known Member
Blast! I can't find my post, anyways sorry if these are repeats. From my own.... :lol:

Bankrupt Earth

It's a corrupt world after all

Carousel of Mongoose

Skate Mountain

If You Had Money presented by TWA

The Universe of Telepathy

Verizons "can you hear me now"

El Rio Del Las Touristas

The Living Sewage

The Tower of Care with the care bears on an elevator

The Hall of CEO's

The haunted board room

The wonders of death

It's tough to be a kid

Michael Jackson's naptime day care center in Innoventions West
 

Figment1986

Well-Known Member
wait... TWA... dont u mean American Airlines... wait they are good... dont you mean United Airways.....

Rehab Land, where every ride is under rehab, but u can ride it... *Must sign a waver handing over you life insurance claims to Disney before riding.... :lookaroun
 

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