Attractions that would signal the end of Disney

daoVinci

New Member
Pleekley-palooza! The magic of transvestitism.
Rutt & Tuke's "Brother Beer"
New at the world showcase: Despot's Diner (be sure to to try the Chocolate Moussolini and the Pol Pot-stickers!)
Martha Stewart's Carousel of Progress
The Ozzy Osbourne Lights (Christmas season only)
 

Lores

New Member
What makes Disney different is: THEMING. Taking out the themeing would be like saying good-bye to the original Disney imageneering and magic.

Space Mountain, Big Thunder Mountain... both are roller coasters, but themeing makes the difference.

PoTC, Splash Mountain are just River Rides (Flumes), but themeing makes the difference.

So, What would destroy Disney? To stop themeing. Imagine the Space mountain outdoors, laying just like that somewhere, with a sign "Space Mountain." They do that in Six Flags, but not in Disney.
 

jrriddle

Well-Known Member
Mission Tortilla Factory.
"This is listed as an attraction????"
I spent money going to DLR instead of WDW for what reason?
Did I mention I really hate DCA.
 

wdwhoneymooner

Well-Known Member
COP now sponsored by the City of Las Vegas!!!!!!

CMs wearing glitter jumpsuites
Incorporate animatronics of Wayne Newton, Tom Jones & Yanni
10 pm shows for "Adults Only"
Slot machines for FassPass tickets
 

wdwhoneymooner

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by durhay
The Cambodia pavilion, with Leave-A-Legacy Skulls.

Umm.....hey, man would you please consider editing your last post? I've got friends who are Cambodian (and WDW lovers) who have shared with me some horrific stories of their homeland. Some of which involve personal tragedies like your statement.

Thanks.
 

ArsonWinter

New Member
"The Great Autopsy Ride"

If that doesn't work for you, then what about this:

"it's a small public urinal after all"

Or what about:

"Tarzan's STROKE"

And still:

"Journey into Lee Harvey Oswald's Imagination"

EDIT: "Journey into Lee Harvey Oswald's Imagination with Figment"
 

bearboysnc

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by NemoRocks78
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, CLOSING DOWN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE INDIANA JONES ADVENTURE

No, Pirates of the Caribbean is closing down to make way for a Emperors New Groove flume ride.
 

disneyfamily

New Member
How about the worlds fastest, longest rollercoaster with the most inversions ever, smack dab in the middle of the MK parkinglot with no themeing what so ever. Kind of like 95% of the thrill parks in the world.
 

captainbuzzy

Active Member
Top ten attractions that would signal the end of Disney

Heeeeer we go,

10) Goodbye Ellen's Energy Adventure. Hello Eisner's Power Trip.
9) Now showing at the Direct to Video Theater
8) Living with the Landfill
7) David Blaine presents SpectroMagic
6) The Carousel of Entropy
5) Beauty and the Beast Divorce Court stage show
4) Soarin' over California Wildfires
3) Bambi's Taxidermy Surprise
2) The World of Motion Sickness
1) This area is being refurbished for you future enjoyment "The ride"
 

jrriddle

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by disneyfamily
How about the worlds fastest, longest rollercoaster with the most inversions ever, smack dab in the middle of the MK parkinglot with no themeing what so ever. Kind of like 95% of the thrill parks in the world.

Just Like California Screamin!!!!
Which is in DCA, which was a parkinglot!!!
(which in my opinion would have been a lot more fun)
Seriously I have to find out who I can write to so I can get my money back.

"DCA- They should have left it a parkinglot."
 

Mateo1721

Member
Originally posted by captainbuzzy
Top ten attractions that would signal the end of Disney

Heeeeer we go,

10) Goodbye Ellen's Energy Adventure. Hello Eisner's Power Trip.
9) Now showing at the Direct to Video Theater
8) Living with the Landfill
7) David Blaine presents SpectroMagic
6) The Carousel of Entropy
5) Beauty and the Beast Divorce Court stage show
4) Soarin' over California Wildfires
3) Bambi's Taxidermy Surprise
2) The World of Motion Sickness
1) This area is being refurbished for you future enjoyment "The ride"

OMG, that is soo funny. The Carousel of Entropy, hahahahahaha.

:lol: :sohappy: :lol:
 

Marijil

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by daoVinci
Pleekley-palooza! The magic of transvestitism.
Rutt & Tuke's "Brother Beer"
New at the world showcase: Despot's Diner (be sure to to try the Chocolate Moussolini and the Pol Pot-stickers!)
Martha Stewart's Carousel of Progress
The Ozzy Osbourne Lights (Christmas season only)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy:
 

barnum42

New Member
Originally posted by Lores
What makes Disney different is: THEMING. Taking out the themeing would be like saying good-bye to the original Disney imageneering and magic.

You mean like that Chester & Hester bit, AKA Six Flags over Disney?
 

daoVinci

New Member
Maleficent's Magic Queue!

Brilliant new concept suggested by a friend at work:

A 4-hour queue leading to a small, unassuming door. After a few seconds the door opens, you step through it to find yourself... back at the end of the line!
 

mrtoad

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by captainbuzzy

3) Bambi's Taxidermy Surprise

That is pretty funny.

I live in Northern NJ and there is a park near me called Fairy Tail Forest. Basically it is a tourist trap that you can finish in about an hour. Costs about $15.00 for an adult and 1/2 that for kids. They have little houses all over that you can go into and they have plexiglass windows you look through at the scenes inside. Most have a button outside the glass you press and the inside lights up, the characters move for about a minute or two. One of the houses is a school house with a rabbit as a teacher and little rabbits as students. Here is where you post triggered this. The rabbits are real rabbits that have been stuffed and dressed up like school children. You can even see where some of the arms were broken above the paws to hold pencils.

WAY BIZZARE! This place is old and you would never be aloud to do this today. But if you were and Disney were to merge with this place and start adding attractions like this, that would signal the end of Disney. :animwink:
 

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