GrandRoyale
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I'm sorry, I'm in a particularly surly/jovial mood tonight. But we are talking Amusement Parks (which Theme Parks are a subset of) and if things that move aren't their schtick then maybe is their cup of tea.
And Clever and Irrelevant is what online fanbios do best.
It would help me out a lot if you pointed out exactly where I said any ride that moves isn't a family ride. I described rides with height requirements and loud effects as non-family rides. In fact, my whole point was that after you take those rides out, you're left with nothing BUT rides that don't move which is no fun. There are plenty of great rides that aren't insane roller coasters or have gun-shots or sexual humor.
I love Universal for what it is. My family happens to consist of my young daughters. They aren't too fond of loud noises/monsters (shocker, every little girl loves explosions right??) or big loops and dramatic movements. Put em on something that spins and they love it. Put em on a dark ride and they love it. They're not too keen on aggressive simulators or special effects extravaganzas but as it turns out, those aren't the only rides that make up a theme park. It's not about what moves and doesn't move, that's a generalization you're making, despite the fact that nobody actually said anything remotely close to that.