Could you imagine a Disney Airport? Or even more crazy, a Disney Airline!?!?!.....(imagine appropriate music for a dream sequence here.....)
Upon arrival at your local airport, you make your way to the exclusive Disney Terminal, where you are greeted by Cast Members wearing big Mickey Hands and directing you to your departure gate. At the gate, you pass through a doorway into a waiting area decorated like Fantasyland, complete with replica Dumbo ride and concession stands. Upon checking in, you are given your boarding passes - complete with a complimentary WDW Travel pin - and go to wait in the 'Dopey' section for your boarding call.
Once you are seated in the plane, Mickey comes on the PA and introduces you to your pilot and crew, and then Cinderella comes out to give the safety talk. Once the seat belt sign comes on (complete with a Mickey Head on the belt buckle) you buckle up and prepare for takeoff...
When you reach cruising altitude, Cast Members offer you free headsets to enjoy today's feature - hey, it's "Finding Nemo"! - and ask if you would like the lasange, chicken, or tuna sandwich for your in-flight meal. Minutes later, Goofy and Donald push the cart down the aisle, banging into this elbow and that elbow, ho ho good Disney fun! Your meal is served with Jell-o in the shape of Mickey's head.
Upon arrival at DisneyWorld International Airport, where there is NO baggage claim, you check in immediately at the Resort Counter, where you are given your Key to the World and also given the option to board a clean, air conditioned bus to your resort (bypassing check in there) for a shower or nap, or checking your carry-ons here (to be transported directly to your resort room with your luggage) and proceeding directly to one of the parks on the new DisneyExpress Monorail, which connects DisneyWorld Internation Airport with all four parks.
Please, enjoy your magical stay!
......I, for one, no longer remember what a taxi is.
(calls the patent office and drafts a letter to WDW)