A Word with Friends

[englanddg]

What would you do if I cut you in two and your fumes wafted into my eyes?
How would you feel if I chopped you so fine? Or I sliced you for a shepherds pie?

Oh, I get by with a little help from Onions.
Oh, I get high with a little help from Onions.

---as sung by Ringonion Starr

 

[Darth Tater]

"Mr. Gorbachev...tear down this onion!" -Ronald Reagonion

 

[unkadug]

Снесите эту лука

 

[unkadug]

uoıuo

 

[englanddg]

"All Onions come with a price."

-- Rumplescallion quote from the hit TV show, Onions Upon a Time, airing Monion nights on OBC

 

[Darth Tater]

"Do you fear onions?" -Davy Jonions in: POTC- Dead Man's Onion

 

[englanddg]

"Onion to rule them all and in the darkness bind them"

---Prologue Poem, Lord of the Chives

 

[Nemo14]

You guys are making it very difficult for me to watch my RedSox game.

 

[Darth Tater]

You guys are making it very difficult for me to watch my onions.

Fixed.

 

[PUSH]

like this

I'm the one with the cool sunglasses!

 

[englanddg]

"My name is Inigo Moniontoya. You chopped my scallion. Prepare to die!"

--Quote from the Princess Chive

 

[PUSH]

Rudolph the Red-nosed Onion
Had a very shiny onion
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it's an onion
All of the other onions
Used to laugh and call him an onion
They never let poor Onion
join in any onion games!

Now there's some creativity for ya!

 

[Darth Tater]

"Ma chère mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents... your onion." -Lumieronion in: Disney's Beauty & The Onion

 

[unkadug]

Rudolph the Red-nosed Onion
Had a very shiny onion
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it's an onion
All of the other onions
Used to laugh and call him an onion
They never let poor Onion
join in any onion games!

Now there's some creativity for ya!

My onion Haiku:

Onion onion onion onion onion,
Onion onion onion onion onion onion onion,
Onion onion onion onion onion.

 

[englanddg]

Look at this bulb, doesn't it stink?
Cutting it open, inside's white and pink.
Fumes make you tear up and cry...
But it's good with...everything.

Look at this trove, Treasures untold.
How many Onions can one cavern hold.
Lookin' around here you think...
Sure, she's got everything.

I've got white ones and red ones aplenty.
I got sweet ones and yellow galore.
You want Walla Walla ones? I got twenty!
But who cares...no big deal...I want MORE!

I wanna be where the scallions are.
I wanna see, wanna see chefs chopping.
Flavoring up my potato soup with...what do you call em? Oh, Leeks.

Without a knife, you won't get to far.
They are required for prep and cutting.
Carmalized on some...what's the word again? Beef!

Out where they cook, it's so much fun.
Having stank breath that makes people run.
Scallions for me, wish I could be
Part of that World.

-- The Little Mermoniond

 

[Darth Tater]

INVISIBLE
ONION
ATTACK!!!!!

 

[englanddg]

INVISIBLE
ONION
ATTACK!!!!!

"Those Scallions killed my SON!"

-- Quote by James Chiverious Kirk during his trial on Ronion Pente from the movie Onion Trek VI, the Oniondiscovered Country

 

[englanddg]

"You must remember this, a whiff is just a whiff. A cry is just a cry."

-- Jimmy Durantonion

 

[MOXOMUMD]

I'll just leave this here...

"Holy onion Batman!" Robin

 

[MOXOMUMD]

The peels on the onion go round and round, round and round, round and round