"Well, on the tour, the film said they used onion DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps. They mutated the onion genetic code and blended it with that of a scallion's. Now, some West African onions have been known to spontaneously change onion from male to female in a single onion environment. Malcolm was right. Look...life found a onion!" -Dr. Alan Gronion in: Jurassic Onion