A Word with Friends

[meyeet]

"Am I a man or am I an onion
If I'm an onion then I'm a very manly onion
Am I an onion or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me an onion of a man" - Jasonion Segel from The Onions

 

[PUSH]

Some new TV shows that will be playing on CBOnion:

How I Met Your Onion
Two and a Half Onions
Onion Idol
Dancing with the Onions
Two Onion Girls
Spongeonion Onionpants
Survivor: Onions
The Onion is Right
Here Comes Onion Boo Boo
That Onion Show
Onion Guy
The Onions
America's Next Top Onion
The Flintonions
Hawaii Five-Onion
Hell's Onion
Hannah Montonion
Law & Onion
Malcolm in the Onion
The Onion Diaries

and of course...

Full Onion starring Bonion Saget

 

[SAV]

"I am not an animal...I am a Onion". The Onionphant Man.

 

[englanddg]

Gonna be startin' Onion, yes you're gonna be startin' Onion.
Ya got be startin' Onion, you're gonna be startin' Onion.
Too cry to get over...Wah wah
Too cry to get under...Wah wah
Your stuck in the middle...Wah wah
And tears fall like thunder...

Michael Jacksonion

 

[englanddg]

I just saved a ton of money by switching my Onions to Cryco.

--Onion Insurance Advert

 

[trr1]

cry me a river -Julie Onion

 

[Darth Tater]

"It happened on one of those Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah days.
Now that's the kind of day when you can't open your mouth,
Without a onion jumping right out of it.." -Uncle Remusonion in: Disney's Onion Of The South

 

[Darth Tater]

"I know what I have to do. But going back means I'll have to face my onion. I've been running from it for so long." -Simbonion in: Disney's The Onion King

 

[Nemo14]

Look for the onion label

 

[englanddg]

 

[PUSH]

Have yourself a merry, little onion
Let your onion be light
From now on,
our onions will be out of sight...

 

[Nemo14]

Have yourself a merry, little onion
Let your onion be light
From now on,
our onions will be out of sight...

 

[PUSH]

Here, have an onion!

 

[englanddg]

<to the tune of Wooly Bully, also Walla Walla is a type of Sweet Onion grown in Walla Walla, WA>

Uno, dos, One, Two, Tres, Quatro

Matty told Hatty about an Onion Stew
Cooked it with cheese on top
And a crouton too!
Walla Walla, Walla Walla
Walla Walla, Walla Walla, Walla Walla

Hatty told Matty about a crispy treat
Batter up some Onions
They are so good to eat.
Walla Walla, Walla Walla
Walla Walla, Walla Walla, Walla Walla

Matty told Hatty he likes to eat them raw
He peels them off in layers
His favorite food of all
Walla Walla, Walla Walla
Walla Walla, Walla Walla, Walla Walla

 

[Nemo14]

<to the tune of Wooly Bully, also Walla Walla is a type of Sweet Onion grown in Walla Walla, WA>

Uno, dos, One, Two, Tres, Quatro

Matty told Hatty about an Onion Stew
Cooked it with cheese on top
And a crouton too!
Walla Walla, Walla Walla
Walla Walla, Walla Walla, Walla Walla

Hatty told Matty about a crispy treat
Batter up some Onions
They are so good to eat.
Walla Walla, Walla Walla
Walla Walla, Walla Walla, Walla Walla

Matty told Hatty he likes to eat them raw
He peels them off in layers
His favorite food of all
Walla Walla, Walla Walla
Walla Walla, Walla Walla, Walla Walla

*pictures PUSH and Darth singing backup to this*

 

[Nemo14]

like this

 

[unkadug]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a onion, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody onion.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the onion, goo goo g'joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow mother onion, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, ographic onion,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the onion, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an onion garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From eating in the english onion.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the onion, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert onion smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a onion,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the onion tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari oniona.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen.
I am the onion, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob goo

 

[Nemo14]

You guys are really putting an effort into this.

 

[Darth Tater]

أنا أستمتع حقا تناول البصل، فهي onions لذيذة onionsوصحية. أنا أستمتع البصل وسوف تأكل منها لكل وجبة.
-Ironion president: Mahmoud Ahmadinejadonion

 

[englanddg]

"Oh Vidalia. You came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away. Vidalia, I peeled you and then started shaking. Oh, baby I love you."

--Barry Monionlow