Fresh Cuke of Frigidaire
Now this is the tendril all about how
My soil got flipped, turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute, just plant it right there
I'll tell you how I became the cucumber of an appliance called Frigidaire.
In West Cornucopia sown and raised
A vine on the trellis where I spent most of my days.
Spreading out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some blooms outside of the school.
When a couple of beetles, they were up to no good
Started making spots in my gardenhood.
I got in one little pickle and my yam got scared
And said, "You're moving with lettuce and celery in Frigidaire."
I whistled for a crate and when it came near
The WRINplate said "fresh" and had a dicer on the mirror.
If anything, I could say that this crate was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, "Yo homes, to Frigidaire!"
I pulled up to a drawer about seven or eight
And I yelled to the onioncabby, "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my crisper, I was finally there
To sit in my tray as The Cuke of Frigidaire.