A Word with Friends

[Darth Tater]

"Because he's the onion that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now." -Commissioner Gordonion in: The Dark Onion

 

[englanddg]

Enough onions. Lets talk about Cucumbers!

 

[MOXOMUMD]

"Don't cry for me Oniontina"

 

[englanddg]

"Don't cry for me Oniontina"

"The truth is, I never peeled you."

 

[Nemo14]

Enough onions. Lets talk about Cucumbers!

LOVE Veggie Tales!

 

[MOXOMUMD]

LOTOR--Lord of the Onion Rings

There was a farmer had a dog and Onion was his name O-N-I-O-N, O-N-I-O-N, O-N-I-O-N, and Onion was his name

On to the cucumbers...

 

[MOXOMUMD]

"Green Onions" by Booker T and the MG's

 

[englanddg]

"Onion Girl, she's been living in her Onion World. I bet she's never had a Scallion Guy. I bet her momma never told her why."

--Billy Jonionl

 

[Darth Tater]

Enough onions. Lets talk about onions!

Fixed.

 

[Darth Tater]

"When I was a lad I ate four dozen cucumbers
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen cucumbers
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!"
-Gastonumber

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Professor Cuke in the Pantry with a Knife--the game of Cluecumber

 

[Darth Tater]

Obi-Wan: "I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did."
Luke: "What is it?"
Obi-Wan: "Your father's cucumber."

-Star Wars Episode IV: A New Cucumber

 

[MOXOMUMD]

"Billy, Billy don't you lose my cucumber,
'cause you're not anywhere I can vine you!
Oh Billy, Billy don't you lose my cucumber,
'cause you're not anywhere I can rind you..."

 

[SAV]

"Your cucumber is as big as mine" Dark Cucumber to Lone Cuke in SpaceCucumbers

 

[trr1]

Darth Onion : Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your onion .

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Darth Onion : No, I am your Onion .
Darth Onion in "The Onionpire Strikes Back".

 

[meyeet]

Onion boy: Do not try and bend the onion. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neonion: What truth?
Onion boy: There is no onion.
Neonion: There is no onion?
Onion boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the onion that bends, it is only yourself.

 

[Darth Tater]

"Everything the light touches, is our cucumber." -King Mufasumber in: The Cucumber King

 

[SAV]

[singing] Cukerelly, Cukerelly / Night and day it's Cukerelly / Make the cuke! Fix the cucumber! / Wash the cucumbers! Do the onion!- Jaq from Cukerella

 

[meyeet]

"Who lives in a cucumber under the sea?
Onionbob chivepants
Smelly and white and tasty is he!
Onionbob chivepants
If tasty cuisine be something you wish
Onionbob chivepants
Then drop on the skillet and caramelize him!
Onionbob chivepants
Onionbob chivepants
Onnioonnnbob chivepants!"

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Fresh Cuke of Frigidaire

Now this is the tendril all about how
My soil got flipped, turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute, just plant it right there
I'll tell you how I became the cucumber of an appliance called Frigidaire.

In West Cornucopia sown and raised
A vine on the trellis where I spent most of my days.
Spreading out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some blooms outside of the school.

When a couple of beetles, they were up to no good
Started making spots in my gardenhood.
I got in one little pickle and my yam got scared
And said, "You're moving with lettuce and celery in Frigidaire."

I whistled for a crate and when it came near
The WRINplate said "fresh" and had a dicer on the mirror.
If anything, I could say that this crate was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, "Yo homes, to Frigidaire!"

I pulled up to a drawer about seven or eight
And I yelled to the onioncabby, "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my crisper, I was finally there
To sit in my tray as The Cuke of Frigidaire.