A Word with Friends

[Darth Tater]

Good onion....

 

[englanddg]

Once upon a midnight teary, I looked upon a scallion, weary.
Over many quaint a cutting board.
While I weeped, due to emissions, I found there was, not of volition...
A rapping on my cupboard door.

--Edger Onion Poe

 

[Darth Tater]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a onion." -Gone With The Onion

 

[englanddg]

Think of the onions you've cuuuuut
Any onion that you've cut.
Think about the cutting board.
Or the time you needed more!
And even if you will try...!

You will cry,
You will cry,
You will cry,
You will cryyyyyy!

--

Walt Disney's Peter Onion Pan

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

"onion or onion not .There is no Shallot " Yoidion

 

[Darth Tater]

"You can't handle the onion!" -Jack Nicholsonion in: A Few Good Onions

 

[englanddg]

Onions. Onions.
Chopping chopping here and there,
Cutting, slicing, everywhere.

And there's no silence in the night.

--Rootyard Kipling

 

[Darth Tater]

"Tell me, Clarice... have the onions stopped screaming?" -Hannibal Lectonion in: The Silence Of The Onions

 

[Darth Tater]

"Mama always said life is like a box of onions...you never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gonion

 

[englanddg]

A bulb is a tear your heart smells, when you slice it true.

--Stinky Beauty

 

[Darth Tater]

"I did not have sexual relations with that onion." -Bill Clintonion

 

[Darth Tater]

"You're a onion, Harry!" -Hagrid in: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Onion

 

[englanddg]

You want the tears!?! You CAN'T HANDLE THE TEARS!

--
Jack Onionson

 

[Darth Tater]

"Luke...I am your onion." -Darth Vadonion

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Ogres are like onions

 

[englanddg]

One Onion, two Onion...
Red Onion, true Onion...

 

[unkadug]

“We choose to go to the onion in this decade and do the other things. Not because they are easy, but because they are onions.”

 

[Nemo14]

I'm laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face.....or maybe it's just the onions.

 

[SAV]

"YOU ARE AN ONION" - Woniony to Buzz Onionyear.

 

[trr1]

"Onion is as Onion does." -Forrest Gonion​