A Spirited Valentine ...

ford91exploder

Resident Curmudgeon
If anyone thinks SWL won't knock it out of the park ...

Considering the quality of the Star Wars offerings so far (Launch Bay, Star Wars Fashion Show) I'm not hopeful for what would be considered a 'quality' product. There is ZERO justification the poor quality of the offerings especially in the Launch Bay where Disney has every prop at Skywalker Ranch at their disposal and cannot even come up with a decent display, Or taking enough time to properly do the walls with the integrated lighting as seen on Imperial space vessels (just painted black bars on the wall).

I'm not a SW Fan I simply enjoyed the films and even I notice the 'missing' details.
 

BlindChow

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I think there are two distinct camps. People who experienced the ride before and people who experienced the ride solely after. Neither likes the other version...

Like learning that the previous version of small world was a narrative of world war. I love new Sindbad, the old version not so much.
Hmm, not exactly the same thing. The tales of Sindbad are akin to fairy tales and are well-known (as witnessed by the numerous movie adaptations thru the decades). It is decidedly not about an Arabian singer traversing the world, making music with strange creatures and an adorable tiger.

Small World, on the other hand, was developed specifically with a singular message of international unity; in fact, it's right there in the name! :p

Still, I get what you're saying as far as Disney experiences go. Perhaps it's more akin to the differences between Phantom Manor in Paris and the Haunted Mansions in the states. One is a tragic tale of horror, the other is a light (if macabre) fantasy about ghosts. I can see how people who liked one of them would not appreciate their ride being transformed into the other...

Still, there was nothing else in the world like the old Sindbad. :oops: It was truly a one-of-a-kind attraction. It's unlikely we will ever see its ilk again. I'm lucky I was able to experience it when I did... :cry:

[Incidentally, here's a fascinating bit of history: Disney stalwart Ub Iwerks independently produced a Sinbad the Sailor animated short in 1935. :jawdrop: It's available to view on Wikipedia, for those interested:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SinbadTheSailor.ogv ]
 

HMF

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PADME: Oh Anakin, you broke my heart. *dies*

OBI WAN: (very solemn voice) She died...of a broken heart.

HMF: (in audience) THIS IS AN AMAZING WORK OF CINEMATIC CRAFT!!
That is not dialouge from the movie. Also The "Sacred" original Trilogy has some of the shoddiest pieces of dialouge in cinematic history. You really think Star Wars is supposed to be "Citizen Kane"?
 

misterID

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In this case I'm really not worried. They know they have to knock this out of the park. I understand and share some of the reservations but I really think this will be great. But we shall see.
My big concern with a project this big is how bloated WDI works and how things get scaled back because of wasted money, which is baffling considering what penny pinchers Disney is to allow WDI to operate the way they do... Pandora was supposed to have three rides, a coaster... Hope it doesn't get whittled down.
 
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EricsBiscuit

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That mustache is right out of the late 70s and I love it.
looks like Walter White from Breaking Bad
 

Kman101

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Considering the quality of the Star Wars offerings so far (Launch Bay, Star Wars Fashion Show) I'm not hopeful for what would be considered a 'quality' product. There is ZERO justification the poor quality of the offerings especially in the Launch Bay where Disney has every prop at Skywalker Ranch at their disposal and cannot even come up with a decent display, Or taking enough time to properly do the walls with the integrated lighting as seen on Imperial space vessels (just painted black bars on the wall).

I'm not a SW Fan I simply enjoyed the films and even I notice the 'missing' details.

Clearly you aren't and that's fine. But Launch Bay and the lame offerings now are hardly a judge for the land, but you do you :)
 

Kman101

Well-Known Member
My big concern with a project this big is how bloated WDI works and how things scaled back because of wasted money, which is baffling considering what penny pinchers Disney is to allow WDI to operate the way they do... Pandora was supposed to have three rides, a coaster... Hope it doesn't get whittled down.

While I'd normally agree, they already whittled it down. They didn't go with the third attraction, which was transportation in the land. The two e-ticket buildings are going up. Not really sure what could be whittled away at at this point anymore. The theming will be great and the rides, for all accounts from our insiders, will be top notch. But we'll see. I understand having reservations and I'd normally share them, but for some reason I don't with SWL.
 

HMF

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My big concern with a project this big is how bloated WDI works and how things scaled back because of wasted money, which is baffling considering what penny pinchers Disney is to allow WDI to operate the way they do... Pandora was supposed to have three rides, a coaster... Hope it doesn't get whittled down.
Well it seems obvious to me that WDI has a real problem when it comes to long-term thinking.
 

FigmentJedi

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PADME: Oh Anakin, you broke my heart. *dies*

OBI WAN: (very solemn voice) She died...of a broken heart.

HMF: (in audience) THIS IS AN AMAZING WORK OF CINEMATIC CRAFT!!

MAZ: I have Luke's Lightsaber, but I'm not gonna tell you how I got this thing that fell into a massive pit hanging over a gas giant.

GINGER HITLER: I'M GOING TO BLOW UP THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE REASONS WE NEVER REALLY ESTABLISHED IN THE FILM ITSELF BEYOND COPYPASTING THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY'S FACTIONS. BUY THE BOOKS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE POLITICAL SITUATION IN THE GALAXY EVEN IS BECAUSE JJ CUT THOSE SCENES OUT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO SEEM PREQUEL-Y.

SOME RESISTANCE GUY: The First Order blew up the Republic Capitol planet that wasn't Coruscant because Lucasfilm didn't want JJ and Simon Pegg's petty Prequel hate to lead them to doing something even stupider then creating the Mega Death Star.

Blindchow: 10/10 bestest movie ever. Give me more reheated leftovers JJ.
 

Castle Cake Apologist

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If anyone thinks SWL won't knock it out of the park ...

I want to believe that but I really don't know.

Why? I have zero doubts they'll do a good job. Two etickets and great theming in the land. Pandora proved to me they have what it takes. Our insiders have even given it high praise.

I have seen what has happen ed the past 10 years. WDI CAN do great work but they can also do work ranging from OK (New Fantasyland) to Awful (Mission Cashgrab).

In this case I'm really not worried. They know they have to knock this out of the park. I understand and share some of the reservations but I really think this will be great. But we shall see.

I honestly couldn't care less about Star Wars if I tried my hardest. It's just not my cup of tea. At all. Like, not even remotely.

However, even I am getting kind of excited for this land. Alcatraz sounds like it's going to be a true game changer of an attraction, and the level of immersiveness that we're hearing about sounds completely unprecedented. I fully expect this to be on the level of Pandora, maybe even higher.
 

the.dreamfinder

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Well it seems obvious to me that WDI has a real problem when it comes to long-term thinking.
They certainly have an accomplice in management, both in Orlando and Burbank. What happened to 5 year plans? 10 year plans? 20 year plans? Being a reactionary in the theme park business, as Disney is now, will poison their future. P&R might be doing very well now with high guest spending and turning the parks into the Disney store, an interchangeable and disposable IP showcase, not theme parks. But theme parks are a generational business. UNI, hardly perfect, understands this and is making moves with HP and Nintendo to form deeper generational connections with guests, like Disney used to. Plus, Comcast is all about playing the long game so the pressure won't stop even as they make mistakes like VB.
 
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ford91exploder

Resident Curmudgeon
Clearly you aren't and that's fine. But Launch Bay and the lame offerings now are hardly a judge for the land, but you do you :)

My point is and always has been WHY the lame offerings, This is DISNEY not some mom-n-pop operation, The preview offerings don't have to be elaborate but they should offer a 'taste' of what the quality of the new land will be they don't even have to BE the same things that will be in the land, as an engineer I can tell you quality is a MINDSET it's not something that can be added at a later date.

Look at any interior shot of a Imperial Spacecraft the walls have lights which extend out of the wall, This could have been done easily with a vacuum molding machine. The cantina scene is beyond pathetic.

It's the DETAILS which have always defined Disney and this shows Disney no longer CARES about the details. But Itz Staa Warz and for that simple fact Disney is counting on the rubes to pile in no matter how poorly executed the land is.
 

Kman101

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My point is and always has been WHY the lame offerings, This is DISNEY not some mom-n-pop operation, The preview offerings don't have to be elaborate but they should offer a 'taste' of what the quality of the new land will be they don't even have to BE the same things that will be in the land, as an engineer I can tell you quality is a MINDSET it's not something that can be added at a later date.

Look at any interior shot of a Imperial Spacecraft the walls have lights which extend out of the wall, This could have been done easily with a vacuum molding machine. The cantina scene is beyond pathetic.

It's the DETAILS which have always defined Disney and this shows Disney no longer CARES about the details. But Itz Staa Warz and for that simple fact Disney is counting on the rubes to pile in no matter how poorly executed the land is.

Yes what's offered now is lame. Most have said it is. I think it is.

The land won't be poorly executed.
 

HMF

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MAZ: I have Luke's Lightsaber, but I'm not gonna tell you how I got this thing that fell into a massive pit hanging over a gas giant.

GINGER HITLER: I'M GOING TO BLOW UP THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE REASONS WE NEVER REALLY ESTABLISHED IN THE FILM ITSELF BEYOND COPYPASTING THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY'S FACTIONS. BUY THE BOOKS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE POLITICAL SITUATION IN THE GALAXY EVEN IS BECAUSE JJ CUT THOSE SCENES OUT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO SEEM PREQUEL-Y.

SOME RESISTANCE GUY: The First Order blew up the Republic Capitol planet that wasn't Coruscant because Lucasfilm didn't want JJ and Simon Pegg's petty Prequel hate to lead them to doing something even stupider then creating the Mega Death Star.

Blindchow: 10/10 bestest movie ever. Give me more reheated leftovers JJ.
I just hope Rian Johnson gives us something original rather than an Empire Rehash. Also, I found a lot of the overt Nazi-symbolism with the First Order to be quite tasteless.
 

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