EPCOT Is the End of Innoventions Near?

[HauntedPirate]

Oh great, they're designing a "better guest experience" for the Tide Pod-eating, condom-snorting, vapid social-media-runs-my-life generation. Thrilling...

 

[MisterPenguin]

Oh great, they're designing a "better guest experience" for the Tide Pod-eating, condom-snorting, vapid social-media-runs-my-life generation. Thrilling...

Careful, grandpa, your heart!...

 

[lazyboy97o]

One of the benefits they are going for here IMO is that festival goers will no longer have to use trash cans for dining tables.

So, ultimately Epcot 2.0 is about a better guest experience designed with millenials in mind. And the future.

imagine that.

Because just buying tables is hard?

 

[HauntedPirate]

Careful, grandpa, your heart!...

I know, I tried being hep(?) and ate one of those Tide Pods. Gave me the worst heartburn... The nurses here at the nursing home have to screen everyone now thanks to me.

 

[danlb_2000]

One of the benefits they are going for here IMO is that festival goers will no longer have to use trash cans for dining tables.

So, ultimately Epcot 2.0 is about a better guest experience designed with millenials in mind. And the future.

imagine that.

As Gen-Xer I am sick and tired of these entitled millennials demanding tables! In my day we ate where ever we could and we liked it!

 

[MisterPenguin]

I know, I tried being hep(?) and ate one of those Tide Pods. Gave me the worst heartburn... The nurses here at the nursing home have to screen everyone now thanks to me.

I'm sure the planking challenge scared the spit out of the home's staff.

 

[HiJe]

As Gen-Xer I am sick and tired of these entitled millennials demanding tables! In my day we ate where ever we could and we liked it!

And we used our friends Smashing Pumpkins shirt as a napkin and drank terrible black coffee for a dollar. Now that's sustainability!!!

 

[danlb_2000]

Aren't we talking about Innoventions being dead?

Apparently not.

 

[monothingie]

I’m just glad Disney is using all of the profits from The Nutcracker and the Four Realms to expand the parks.

John Carter is that you?

 

[marni1971]

One of the benefits they are going for here IMO is that festival goers will no longer have to use trash cans for dining tables.

So, ultimately Epcot 2.0 is about a better guest experience designed with millenials in mind. And the future.

imagine that.

Because just buying tables is hard?

 

[jt04]

Because just buying tables is hard?

Sticking tables into WS along with all the booths would make the crowding even worse or they obviously would have done so.

Maybe they'll figure out a more imaginative solution.

 

[jt04]

I’m just glad Disney is using all of the profits from The Nutcracker and the Four Realms to expand the parks.

It will be on Disney+ as was announced yesterday and the stock went way up today. Just sayin'.

 

[DreamfinderGuy]

Oh great, they're designing a "better guest experience" for the Tide Pod-eating, condom-snorting, vapid social-media-runs-my-life generation. Thrilling...

I’m unfortunately a member of this generation, and I think I speak for at least a couple people like me when I say that I don’t think this is a better guest experience.

 

[Epcot_Imagineer]

Oh great, they're designing a "better guest experience" for the Tide Pod-eating, condom-snorting, vapid social-media-runs-my-life generation. Thrilling...

I’m unfortunately a member of this generation, and I think I speak for at least a couple people like me when I say that I don’t think this is a better guest experience.

DreamfinderGuy does not speak for all of this generation. I, for one, think that the Disney Parks do not offer enough opportunities for me to eat Tide Pods.

 

[HauntedPirate]

It will be on Disney+ as was announced yesterday and the stock went way up today. Just sayin'.

That bomb being on Disney+ has ZERO influence on the stock price going up today. Just sayin'.

 

[_caleb]

Joking with a drunk person about climbing the pavilion isn't a joke. You mention it and you get a "That sounds fun hold my beer" response.

A drunk guy climbed the pyramid on one of our trips. Not cool.

 

[Bender123]

A drunk guy climbed the pyramid on one of our trips. Not cool.

Childs play...call me when they climb Spaceship Earth. That ad from the 1980s, with Mickey on top? Yeah...totally wasted. He was hitting Biergarten a little hard that day.

 

[jt04]

That bomb being on Disney+ has ZERO influence on the stock price going up today. Just sayin'.

 

[mikejs78]

@marni1971 - any idea on how long the spine project is scheduled to take?

 

[marni1971]

@marni1971 - any idea on how long the spine project is scheduled to take?

It should all be complete by 2023.