a salute to stupid guests

[Dragonrider1227]

Does anyone else remember those Bud Light "Real men of Genius" ads? This is a parody of this. The Italics are the background singer.

STUPIDGUESTTRICKS.COM PRESENTS
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!!
Tonight we salute you Mr. Stupid Theme Park Guest.
MISTER STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!!
No question is dumb enough for you!
I CAN'T FIND THE CASTLE!!!
No one can convince YOU Bugs Bunny isn't a Disney character
I KNOW I SAW HIM!
Most guests just see a railing. YOU see a bench!
I GOTTA SIT MY BUTT DOWN!
forget the safety of you, the cast member and the other guests, you need that shot of the
dark ride with your napalm flash of a camera
I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
So we tip our hats to YOU M. Stupid theme park guest.
YEAH!!
Because you never know just when the 3 o'clock parade is going to start
MR. STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!

So, what do you think? If I can get a hold of the music from the ads I can make this into a real parody. Does anyone know how I can do that?

 

[goodtimes5286]

Does anyone else remember those Bud Light "Real men of Genius" ads? This is a parody of this. The Italics are the background singer.

STUPIDGUESTTRICKS.COM PRESENTS
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!!
Tonight we salute you Mr. Stupid Theme Park Guest.
MISTER STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!!
No question is dumb enough for you!
I CAN'T FIND THE CASTLE!!!
No one can convince YOU Bugs Bunny isn't a Disney character
I KNOW I SAW HIM!
Most guests just see a railing. YOU see a bench!
I GOTTA SIT MY BUTT DOWN!
forget the safety of you, the cast member and the other guests, you need that shot of the
dark ride with your napalm flash of a camera
I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
So we tip our hats to YOU M. Stupid theme park guest.
YEAH!!
Because you never know just when the 3 o'clock parade is going to start
MR. STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!

So, what do you think? If I can get a hold of the music from the ads I can make this into a real parody. Does anyone know how I can do that?

:ROFLOL:thats funny!

now i wish i didnt read it so that i could have heard the parody 1st

reguardless gg

ps i sit on those handrails, b/c i gotta look freezy at disney

 

[figmentisgreat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsC3ni7A88M

 

[DisneyEverest]

Does anyone else remember those Bud Light "Real men of Genius" ads? This is a parody of this. The Italics are the background singer.

STUPIDGUESTTRICKS.COM PRESENTS
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!!
Tonight we salute you Mr. Stupid Theme Park Guest.
MISTER STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!!
No question is dumb enough for you!
I CAN'T FIND THE CASTLE!!!
No one can convince YOU Bugs Bunny isn't a Disney character
I KNOW I SAW HIM!
Most guests just see a railing. YOU see a bench!
I GOTTA SIT MY BUTT DOWN!
forget the safety of you, the cast member and the other guests, you need that shot of the
dark ride with your napalm flash of a camera
I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
So we tip our hats to YOU M. Stupid theme park guest.
YEAH!!
Because you never know just when the 3 o'clock parade is going to start
MR. STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!

So, what do you think? If I can get a hold of the music from the ads I can make this into a real parody. Does anyone know how I can do that?

:ROFLOL::ROFLOL:
Thats really funny!!

 

[DizneyPryncess]

Does anyone else remember those Bud Light "Real men of Genius" ads? This is a parody of this. The Italics are the background singer.

STUPIDGUESTTRICKS.COM PRESENTS
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!!
Tonight we salute you Mr. Stupid Theme Park Guest.
MISTER STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!!
No question is dumb enough for you!
I CAN'T FIND THE CASTLE!!!
No one can convince YOU Bugs Bunny isn't a Disney character
I KNOW I SAW HIM!
Most guests just see a railing. YOU see a bench!
I GOTTA SIT MY BUTT DOWN!
forget the safety of you, the cast member and the other guests, you need that shot of the
dark ride with your napalm flash of a camera
I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
So we tip our hats to YOU M. Stupid theme park guest.
YEAH!!
Because you never know just when the 3 o'clock parade is going to start
MR. STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!

So, what do you think? If I can get a hold of the music from the ads I can make this into a real parody. Does anyone know how I can do that?

That is hilarious!! :lol:
"What times is the 3:00 parade???"

 

[whendoweleave?]

Does anyone else remember those Bud Light "Real men of Genius" ads? This is a parody of this. The Italics are the background singer.

STUPIDGUESTTRICKS.COM PRESENTS
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!!
Tonight we salute you Mr. Stupid Theme Park Guest.
MISTER STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!!
No question is dumb enough for you!
I CAN'T FIND THE CASTLE!!!
No one can convince YOU Bugs Bunny isn't a Disney character
I KNOW I SAW HIM!
Most guests just see a railing. YOU see a bench!
I GOTTA SIT MY BUTT DOWN!
forget the safety of you, the cast member and the other guests, you need that shot of the
dark ride with your napalm flash of a camera
I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
So we tip our hats to YOU M. Stupid theme park guest.
YEAH!!
Because you never know just when the 3 o'clock parade is going to start
MR. STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!

So, what do you think? If I can get a hold of the music from the ads I can make this into a real parody. Does anyone know how I can do that?

What time is the 3 o clock parade.....

how about dumbest thing i have ever heard a guest say.
Gepetto walks by with Pinocchio and a lady looks at her daughter and says... Look (insert name here) Albert Einstein.

ALBERT EINSTEIN................. are you stinking kidding me????????????? :hammer: :ROFLOL: :hammer:

 

[goodtimes5286]

What time is the 3 o clock parade.....

how about dumbest thing i have ever heard a guest say.
Gepetto walks by with Pinocchio and a lady looks at her daughter and says... Look (insert name here) Albert Einstein.

ALBERT EINSTEIN................. are you stinking kidding me????????????? :hammer: :ROFLOL: :hammer:

LMAO WHAT!!!???

NO EFFING WAY, thats TOO funny it CANT be real!

...i guess i dont have to ask whether she went to college or not

 

[whendoweleave?]

LMAO WHAT!!!???

NO EFFING WAY, thats TOO funny it CANT be real!

...i guess i dont have to ask whether she went to college or not

Im dead serious my wife and i still laugh at it almost 2 years later.
The woman had no clue she was wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where the hell did she get Einstein from??? Maybe i missed the The Beauty and the Einstein movie????????

 

[whendoweleave?]

What time is the 3 o clock parade.....

how about dumbest thing i have ever heard a guest say.
Gepetto walks by with Pinocchio and a lady looks at her daughter and says... Look (insert name here) Albert Einstein.

ALBERT EINSTEIN................. are you stinking kidding me????????????? :hammer: :ROFLOL: :hammer:

The sad part is that she was so convincing and said it with such authority that i had to stop and think about it for a few seconds and convince myself that it was not Einstein!!

 

[yeti]

DADDY, I WANNA RIDE IN THE BIG GOLF BALL!
Not 'till we get our picture with Shrek, Beverly Sunshine.

 

[HoneyMnShawnee]

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the laughs!!! Great idea (and so true!). :ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL::sohappy:

 

[blackthidot]

You left out the part where people are walking casually and I guess they see one of these...

 

[KingdomHeart]

Having worked there, you would be AMAZED by the questions I or my friends got asked. This list includes classics such as:
"Splash Mountain, that doesn't include water, does it?"
(Asked at Big Thunder) "Where can I catch the segway to Space Mountain?" I replied "You mean you want to ride the train?" "No, I want a person segway ride - I know I've seen non-costume people in them."
A very harried looking mom trying to convince EVERYONE around her that Pluto is Goofy, even the Pluto's character attendant, while taking a picture with him.
ENDLESS confusion over "So, Universal Studios is the one with The Twilight Terror Tower?"
"I can hold my daughter on my lap on the roller coaster, right?"
"I've heard you can ride in the conductor car on Big Thunder, does that cost more?"
"Now, is that your actual name on your name tag, or a name they assign you?"

The list goes on and on.
-Nicholas

 

[Luige11]

Having worked there, you would be AMAZED by the questions I or my friends got asked. This list includes classics such as:
"Splash Mountain, that doesn't include water, does it?"
(Asked at Big Thunder) "Where can I catch the segway to Space Mountain?" I replied "You mean you want to ride the train?" "No, I want a person segway ride - I know I've seen non-costume people in them."
A very harried looking mom trying to convince EVERYONE around her that Pluto is Goofy, even the Pluto's character attendant, while taking a picture with him.
ENDLESS confusion over "So, Universal Studios is the one with The Twilight Terror Tower?"
"I can hold my daughter on my lap on the roller coaster, right?"
"I've heard you can ride in the conductor car on Big Thunder, does that cost more?"
"Now, is that your actual name on your name tag, or a name they assign you?"

The list goes on and on.
-Nicholas

 

[sublimesting]

You left out the part where people are walking casually and I guess they see one of these...

It's even worse when combined with the pivot 180 and begin walking instantly maneuver.

 

[The Mom]

It's even worse when combined with the pivot 180 and begin walking instantly maneuver.

It's even worse when you're pushing a stroller/wheelchair when they do it. Of course, if you can't stop in time and accidentally hit them, it's your fault and they'll cuss you out. :lol:

 

[blackthidot]

You litterally just have to make comments before they do. Or you can just bully through people. From playing hockey I just kinda lower my shoulder and barge through. I honestly could care less what happens to them because they are not thinking of anyone but themselves while walking onto a ride and they just stop and look at the sky.

 

[fl_actuary]

It's even worse when you're pushing a stroller/wheelchair when they do it. Of course, if you can't stop in time and accidentally hit them, it's your fault and they'll cuss you out. :lol:

We have tried to drive our stroller defensively, always looking out for those that may stop and turn.

Last time we were walking when I noticed a group of about 6 people walking the other way. Instead of trying to push my way through, I stopped. They proceeded to not pay any attention and walk right into us. And of course we heard them complain how rude we were to walk into them like that.

 

[goodtimes5286]

You litterally just have to make comments before they do. Or you can just bully through people. From playing hockey I just kinda lower my shoulder and barge through. I honestly could care less what happens to them because they are not thinking of anyone but themselves while walking onto a ride and they just stop and look at the sky.

That's where i learned both going through people and avoiding crowd members at full speed

 

[blackthidot]

That's where i learned both going through people and avoiding crowd members at full speed

It helps...Hopefully this trip I can face wash someone.