Year of a Million Nightmares

[GymLeaderPhil]

Unlimited refills at the Adventureland Veranda.

A complete five tour of Walt Disney World landfill.

If you find the paint brush on Tom Sawyer's Island you get to repaint Tom Sawyer's Island.

Dream Fastpasses that are only valid at Disney Sea California and Disney's America Park.

Someone follows you around speaking in unison with all of the dialogue in each attraction.

Smoking and flash photography is allowed everywhere.

An all expenses paid accommodations at the Pop Century Legendary Years Hotel.

Campfire stories and smores on the Inferno Barge.

$500 dollar shopping spree at any Planet Hollywood Apparel Store or Magnetron.

Lifetime Pass to Pleasure Island.

Dinner for two at any Rainforest Cafe location.

Rafiki's Planet Watch remains open three hours later just for your family to enjoy.

An exciting three hour workshop with Nature on the Rocks' Guy and Janice Nizin on photography.

 

[mylucky21]

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Dinner for two at any Rainforest Cafe location.

and you are sat next to the elephant! that goes off all the time and it is constantly a thunder storm so you cant hear a word anyone is saying.:brick::zipit:

You go to watch fantasmic and wait in your seat 3 hours until the show starts and then it rains and they cancel it! or, Mickey gets eaten by the dragon!

 

[DonChi]

You get priority seating and lifetime FastPasses for any one ride. You reach into a hat and pull out a slip of paper that says "Indiana Jones Stunt Show". :brick:

Disney adds "Severe Body Odor Day" to their list of special events. You're unaware of the promotion, and you pick a 95 degree day to go to the Magic Kingdom, the monorail has a breakdown, and it takes 2 hours to evacuate. :ROFLOL:

With no A/C :hurl:

 

[Lucky]

1. All-day, all-parks behind-the-scenes tour led by Kevin Yee and Jim Hill.

2. Front of the line pass to Turkey Leg cart.

3. Free "High School Musical" DVD.

 

[sandicinderelli]

Congrats...you are the first to try Disney's newest creation.....

A Dole whip float made with Beverly instead of pineapple juice.

YUCK! :hurl:

You win your very own person who will attend all parades and shows with you, wait until you have been sat in your seat for over an hour and at the last minute, will sit right in front of you and completely block your view!

Congratulations!

or even worse, a family of five!

On Halloween at Fantasmic the villains actually defeat Mickey and they all ride on the steamboat in the finale.

HA! In a twisted way, some guests might actual like this one...the boat part I mean...

Smoking and flash photography is allowed everywhere.

Now, THAT'S a nightmare!

 

[hpyhnt 1000]

A Brazil pavilion is opened at Epcot, and you get ot be at the grand opening. Only problem is, Disney has also invited about a dozen tour groups to the opening as well.

*shudders*

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

A Brazil pavilion is opened at Epcot.

Imagine all the tour groups... *shudders*

Im imagining all of the Brazillians :lookaroun

 

[Missy Skywalker]

Everywhere you go, the Brazillian tour groups are sure to follow, pointing and laughing at YOU the entire time!

Soarin' is changed from Soarin over California to Soarin over the factories in China! (lead included with no additional charge!)

 

[Scooter]

You leave the Enchanted Tiki Room Under New Management attraction where you are greeted by the Disney Nightmare Squad and told that you will be spending the rest of the 95 degree day with Iago perched on your shoulder squawking insults at you and singing Friend Like Me over and over again while holding hands with a big fat sweaty man in a tank top with Mickey Mouse ears on.

 

[lilphil6487]

Instead of the Cinderella Castle suite, you win a night locked in a janitor's closet in the utilidors under the castle, you know kinda like a dungeon.

You get the chance to get stuck on small world for 40 minutes.

You win a Disney Cruise during the height of a very very bad hurricane season.

The food at all buffets has been replaced with the yellow and blue stuff in National Lampoons Vegas Vacation.

You get to lead a Brazilian Tour Group

 

[sandicinderelli]

Im imagining all of the Brazillians :lookaroun

Makes me wonder why Disney just doesn't build their own "Disney World" in Brazil... :lookaroun I'm sure they'd make tons of money...

 

[Ilovewishes]

Congratulations! YOU have been selected at random to smash the current world record for the longest time spent on a ride! The current record is ten days and you get five minutes off for every hour you spend on there!

The attractions available for this amazing feat are:

1. It's a Small World; or

2. Mission: Space (Orange)

 

[CapnStinxy]

The TTA has a line.

Watch for the Apocalypse, 'cause last night at 9:45, it did, and the line was about 100 deep. The ride was running, so I don't know why there was a hold-up.

 

[Juliana]

Im imagining all of the Brazillians :lookaroun

You know, not all of us are rude :wave:

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

You know, not all of us are rude :wave:

obviously people havent sussed the type of Brazillian Im thinking of.

 

[tnemgif]

You get your own personal tour guide who, just before boarding a ride, let's 6 of his/her family members cut the line. Then the tour guide becomes your personal photographer, taking flash pictures of every single scene in POTC...

 

[jorgetheviking]

You have won free tickets to Disney MGM Studios. When you get there they don't let you in because of the name change.

You win a day with a group of people who insist that Jurassic Park is at Animal Kingdom, and won't shut up until they ride it.