Whoops! I farted!

[LuLaSue]

Although disturbing, this thread really appeals to my immature sick kid side. :lol: :lol: Finally a post that isn't concerned with decency.


I want to post the "Ryan's steakhouse story" so bad but I know better.

Just google Ryan's steakhouse story but be warned... IT'S A STINKY MESS. :lol:

OMG my belly is killing me from laughing so hard...I am at my desk laughing so loud everyone wants to know what is so funny. I don't have it in me to tell them!

That was GREAT:ROFLOL:

 

[speck76]

Good to see the fart thread is passing this way again.

I could not let a year go by without it

 

[ClemsonTigger]

I could not let a year go by without it

Nothing like clearing the air....

...or clearing the room...
:dazzle:

 

[Tramp]

Go Ahead...I dare ya!

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[LuLaSue]

[flash=http://burntelectrons.org/media/fartbutton.swf]quality=high parameter=parameter_value[/flash]​

Oh, I have to have that!:ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

 

[LudwigVonDrake]

BTW, is the sign still working? :lookaroun

 

[speck76]

BTW, is the sign still working? :lookaroun

I shall check it out this weekend..

meanwhile, I will be playing the role... :lookaroun

 

[BwanaBob]

I shall check it out this weekend..

meanwhile, I will be playing the role... :lookaroun

Your 'da bomb, B!

Keep her alive!

(and no... no pun intended.)

 

[WaltzingMatilda]

I cannot believe I just spent 40 minutes of my life reading this thread. What an absolute riot. And yet, I always tell myself I don't find this kind of thing funny....

 

[The Mom]

I could not let a year go by without it

And we thank you for it. :lol: Wonder how many reported posts I'll get? :lookaroun :lol:

Hint to anyone who finds this thread offensive...don't bother reporting it to ME. The title says it all, and as long as no lines are crossed, it stays.

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

what about legs that are crossed, or cheeks for that matter

 

[The Mom]

Are we talking "Basic Instinct" crossed here?

 

[stranger]

Pick a scent, any scent...(this place needs it.)

 

[speck76]

my gas smells like a flower

(a dead flower, on top of a pile of feces, but a flower, none the less)

 

[speck76]

And we thank you for it. :lol: Wonder how many reported posts I'll get? :lookaroun :lol:

Hint to anyone who finds this thread offensive...don't bother reporting it to ME. The title says it all, and as long as no lines are crossed, it stays.

I think it is the " I have been left out of the fun, so nobody else can have fun either" syndrome.....

 

[stranger]

my gas smells like a flower

You’re so pretty!

 

[speck76]

You’re so pretty!

I will never be as beautiful as you.....

 

[stranger]

I will never be as beautiful as you.....

I don’t think I’ll ever have quite the scent as you…..:kiss:

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

my gas smells like a flower

(a dead flower, on top of a pile of feces, but a flower, none the less)

youve just described my boses breath.

 

[BwanaBob]