Who should voice Spaceship Earth's "Story Light" starting in 2022?

[KBLovedDisney]

I say let's get Justin Roiland to do it.

Justin: "Oh look, we are passing the boat thing and I'm supposed to talk about the phoenicians here *buuuuurp*....."

"Yep."

 

[WDWmazprty]

Male voices: Liam Neeson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Sir Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Morgan Freeman, Josh Lucas, Josh Brolin, Tom Hanks, Anthony Hopkins, Brad Pitt, Gary Oldman, Dustin Hoffman, Ralph Fiennes,

Female voices: Cate Blanchette, Lupita N'yongo, Scarlett Johansson, Eva Green, Bryce Dallas Howard, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Lawrence, Helen Mirren, Ruth Negga, Thandie Newton, Lena Headey, Emilia Clarke, Ming-Na Wen

 

[mf1972]

if i had to name just a few, denzel washington, cate blanchett, jeff bridges, & emma thompson.

 

[World_Showcase_Lover007]

Carson from Downton Abbey

 

[FettFan]

So apparently as part of SSE's long-awaited overhaul, Disney will be implementing a new narrative device to the ride known as the Story Light, who will serve as your guide through the history of human storytelling. Personally, when I think of a character who is literally a beam of light, I could most easily imagine such a character having a soothing feminine voice of sorts. If Disney wants the Story Light to have a higher-pitched voice (taking the name of the character literally), my top choices for the role would be Amy Adams, Anne Hathaway, Bryce Dallas Howard, Christina Hendricks, and Jessica Chastain. If Disney wants a deeper voice than that (not taking the character's name as literally), then I would suggest Lupita Nyong'o, Emma Stone, Scarlett Johansson, and maybe even Charlize Theron. But if the Story Light happens to be a male, however, then I could most closely imagine either Chris Evans or Benedict Cumberbatch lending their voice to the character (as long as they whisper their narration).

When you think of Spaceship Earth's new "Story Light," whose voice first comes to your mind in that role? Feel free to share your thoughts down below!

 

[FettFan]

PS - This "Story Light" sounds a lot like Navi from "Ocarina of Time".

Have fun with that.

 

[TheDuke]

Nothing would be better for me than the return of Jeremy Irons as the SE narrator.

OP's idea for Amy Adams doing it if they're going for a serene female narrator would be good too.

The only problem with this one is the fact that they are planning on adding a Mary Poppins attraction to the UK pavilion, so if her voice is utilized in that attraction, it would be somewhat distracting to simultaneously hear her voice inside Spaceship Earth.

She could talk in a weird throaty voice like Batman to disguise it when she narrates spaceship earth. It could change from the history of communication to the history of chest colds.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

I'll tell you...Get John Moschitta Jr...Don't know or remember him? This will help out..

 

[Disstevefan1]

I predict it will be a female SJW

 

[JustAFan]

I'll tell you...Get John Moschitta Jr...Don't know or remember him? This will help out..

The Micro Machines guy!

RememberhoweasyitwastolearnyourABCs?ThanksthePhoenicians.Theyinventedthem.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

IMHO, I prefer a male narrator. No offense to other women out there but for some reason other women's voices (and my own) tend to sound scratchier, unless you get someone like Kathleen Turner to narrate...

 

[Victaman]

I would like Taika Waititi to do it! Or Jeff Goldblum.

 

[HongKongFu]

Hey!

Why not no recognized voice??????
Why do you load the question as if there has to be some celebrity to narrate.

I question your presumption and it really shows a lack of originality and creativety.

Here we go again stuffing "IP" down our throats only this time it has to be an established voice over something original.


I know why.....it's because the celebrity gives the attraction credence......so stupid we are are as society.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

 

[graphite1326]

Thinking outside of the box here...Ozzy Osbourne.....can you imagine?!

you would need some sort of closed caption so you could read what he is saying.

 

[trainplane3]

you would need some sort of closed caption so you could read what he is saying.

Just have him sing the script since that's the only way to actually understand what he's saying.

I don't care who reads the script. The script itself is the actual concern.

 

[graphite1326]

Just have him sing the script since that's the only way to actually understand what he's saying.

I don't care who reads the script. The script itself is the actual concern.

You mean sing the script to Crazy Train?

 

[danyoung56]

Hey!

Why not no recognized voice??????
Why do you load the question as if there has to be some celebrity to narrate.

I question your presumption and it really shows a lack of originality and creativety.

Here we go again stuffing "IP" down our throats only this time it has to be an established voice over something original.


I know why.....it's because the celebrity gives the attraction credence......so stupid we are are as society.

I just wanna say that this is one of stupidest attacks I've ever seen (unless it should have had a smiley face).

 

[Robbiem]

Definitely Patrick Stewart or failing that Brian Blessed

 

[King Racoon 77]

Definitely Patrick Stewart or failing that Brian Blessed ✌