Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

Goofyernmost

Well-Known Member
Not to mention, when it comes to the ratio of TV specials, movies, and merry tunes played in stores and on the radio.... his red-suited coworker from December always wins by an unfairly favorable margin.
There's that, but, let's face it. Santa is looked upon, by children, as a big, Jolly man that wants to give them gifts. He has a human face and a human body, just an odd suit. And vaguely reminds them of Uncle Fred from last years family Christmas party. Even to the lightly covered odor of Crown Royal emanating through the beard. Now the Easter bunny, well, we have a real dilemma. All their short lives they have seen cute little bunny's (possibly named George, that they can hug and squeeze) so they get dragged to the mall to see that cute little creature and he/she is 5 foot tall, a non-movable, practically unrecognizable, face and looks like some freaky side show specimen. What do we expect? It scares the hell out of a kid that believes that Easter bunny's are real. Heck it's even creepy to adults that see them. We should have anticipated a few problems.
 

Tick Tock

Well-Known Member
This is so true. Look, the Easter Bunny is pleading for more recognition for all his good works--he's trying to steal the spotlight at Christmas from Santa. Understandable, but also kinda pathetic . . .

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Years of always feeling like 2nd best will drive someone to behave in such fashion. I can only hope the Easter Bunny is seeking eggsperienced psychiatric help, and not turning to alcohol to cope with this rejection the way the third string on the fiddle is doing...the Tooth Fairy. Though when you're having to shell out $$$ every night to every client, bringing your net profits always into the red, I can't honestly blame her.
 

JenniferS

When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
Years of always feeling like 2nd best will drive someone to behave in such fashion. I can only hope the Easter Bunny is seeking eggsperienced psychiatric help, and not turning to alcohol to cope with this rejection the way the third string on the fiddle is doing...the Tooth Fairy. Though when you're having to shell out $$$ every night to every client, bringing your net profits always into the red, I can't honestly blame her.
Not necessarily a “her”. 😉

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ajrwdwgirl

Premium Member
Happy Easter!! Maybe this is a stupid question, but how do you miss the service when your husband is the Pastor?

There are two services on Easter so I did make it to one. He always sleeps downstairs the night before Easter because he has to get up so early. I thought I would wake up when he was getting ready like I normally do but he was as quiet as a little mouse this year. The dog didn't even stir.

It was a nice service and he even tied in Muppet Vision and the Sam Eagle/Gonzo exchange of "Stop that foolishness!" and "What foolishness would you like to see?" from the pre-show to his sermon since it is both April Fool's Day and Easter.
 

JenniferS

When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
These cats have a death wish, I tell ya.
They have the unfortunate habit of throwing themselves on the ground and sprawling in front of you while you’re walking. They do it at the top of the stairs all the time.

Being a girl and all, I’m not really good at science, but the cats weigh 10-13 lbs each, the peoples weigh 165, 235, 275, and none of your business.

You figure out who’s not going to fare well here.
 

NYwdwfan

Well-Known Member
These cats have a death wish, I tell ya.
They have the unfortunate habit of throwing themselves on the ground and sprawling in front of you while you’re walking. They do it at the top of the stairs all the time.

Being a girl and all, I’m not really good at science, but the cats weigh 10-13 lbs each, the peoples weigh 165, 235, 275, and none of your business.

You figure out who’s not going to fare well here.
The person that falls down the stairs?
 

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