Who’s more uncoordinated than me??
I had a meeting this morning and walked straight into a plate glass door leaving the building - gave myself a nosebleed and cut bridge of my nose. I was so embarrassed I ran to my car dripping blood on my pants, then I got so lightheaded I had to sit there until it passed. I came home to change, ice it and take advil. My whole face hurts. It’s definitely not broken but going to have 2 nice black eyes tomorrow. I’d say “you should see the other guy” but the other guy is a sheet of glass with a big grease spot where my face hit it.