Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[NYwdwfan]

"Dude, you've turned into a monster!"
"You made me this way!"

I love the friend request one. I feel that way sometimes. Like when random people from school send me requests

That's the one! So funny.

 

[acishere]

Anyone have any tips for a crooked Christmas tree? This thing just won't go in at an angle where it will stand upright.

 

[Cesar R M]

What did James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell do to deserve being in a Sprint ad where they have to say "Amazeballs?"

in Earl Jone's defense.. he is very old, I dont think he has the stamina to handle a full movie.
Like the great Sir Christopher Carradine Lee. they had to accomodate his needs for the LOTR movie.

 

[Megalodumb]

Anyone have any tips for a crooked Christmas tree? This thing just won't go in at an angle where it will stand upright.

That happened to me once at my apartment. It just looked off a bit. I finally put a couple pieces of box cardboard underneath one side of the tree stand to even it out. The stand & box pieces were covered with the tree skirt & presents...so you couldn't tell. (That was my In Reality; serious answer).

Now for my traditional Megalodumb Sageteer answer: Turn the rest of your room crooked so that the tree matches everything else.

 

[Megalodumb]

I just realized that we changed into our theme weekend avatars on a Wednesday evening. That's all shook up.

 

[trr1]

I just noticed that letter P spells out "PELVIS"...

which is his nickname
also I see Elvii on the site

 

[unkadug]

Anyone have any tips for a crooked Christmas tree? This thing just won't go in at an angle where it will stand upright.

Hedge clippers..

Shape the tree into an acceptable form, no matter which way the truck wants to go.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

I created that mess on a whim several years back and couldn't believe how mackeral-slappin' GOOD it was...!

Is slapping mackerals animal abuse?

 

[Nemo14]

Anyone have any tips for a crooked Christmas tree? This thing just won't go in at an angle where it will stand upright.

I've found that if you wear one shoe with a 2 inch heel and one flat, it looks remarkably better.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

I vote for Arbor Day

I'll be an Ent.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Anyone have any tips for a crooked Christmas tree? This thing just won't go in at an angle where it will stand upright.

I've used phone books before. Of course for a crooked tree, if you install some morals about not commiting crimes and changing its evil ways it may just become a straight law of gravity abiding fellow.

 

[Nemo14]

I've used phone books before.

Who do you call?

 

[acishere]

I've found that if you wear one shoe with a 2 inch heel and one flat, it looks remarkably better.

I might be able to skip the shoes and lay on the ground. That is where it will end up after a few minutes.

Who do you call?

A lumberjack

 

[Joseph Robinson]

Anyone have any tips for a crooked Christmas tree? This thing just won't go in at an angle where it will stand upright.

Tip the rest of the house until you've compensated.

 

[Nemo14]

We had a neighbor who actually nailed his tree down through his hardwood floors.

 

[acishere]

We had a neighbor who actually nailed his tree down through his hardwood floors.

After work I need to find who has my power saw so i can give the thing a fresh diagonal cut and hope it can fit into the stand at the angle it needs in order to stand up without falling.

Maybe a cement block on the thing for good measure too.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Hedge clippers..

Shape the tree into an acceptable form, no matter which way the truck wants to go.

What difference does it make which direction the truck goes? They just deliver it, they don't make it stand. Now if you have a crooked trunk the easiest solution is to stand in front of it and just lean in the same direction. Then it is straight and the rest of the house is crooked, but, who cares about the house?

 

[NYwdwfan]

My tree stand has 8 screws - four to secure the tree at the top of the stand and 4 to secure the tree at the bottom of the stand. When the tree went in crooked my husband steadied it upright and made me bear hug it until he could adjust the screws. To say I was covered in sap "Christmas Vacation" style is an understatement.

 

[acishere]

My tree stand has 8 screws - four to secure the tree at the top of the stand and 4 to secure the tree at the bottom of the stand. When the tree went in crooked my husband steadied it upright and made me bear hug it until he could adjust the screws. To say I was covered in sap "Christmas Vacation" style is an understatement.

Oh I ruined my gloves with sap last night taking a hand saw to the knots in the tree's base.

I'm considering getting a stand I saw online where you step on a pedal until the screws lock in the place you need.

 

[Lucky]

I'll bet the problem is you're just standing in the wrong place.