Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[donaldtoo]

First, I don't think it's fair to hate deer because your car hits them. I doubt the deer was intentionally trying to get killed or severely injured.

Second, deer around these parts are lucky to be alive with all of the hunters.

Yeah! The deer were here first!

Or...were they.....?

 

[donaldtoo]

OK, back to my irregularly scheduled deadlining.....

 

[MOXOMUMD]

OK, back to my irregularly scheduled deadlining.....

Eating fiber will help that irregular schedule.

 

[donaldtoo]

Eating fiber will help that irregular schedule.

What about the deadlining? Will it keep my lining from dying?

 

[unkadug]

Deer are nuisance animals just like squirrels. The only good deer is a Reindeer.

 

[acishere]

The only good deer is a Reindeer.

Those sick creatures ran my grandmother over one Christmas Eve.

 

[unkadug]

Those sick creatures ran my grandmother over one Christmas Eve.

I've heard that story once or twice...

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Those sick creatures ran my grandmother over one Christmas Eve.

Well she'd been drinking too much egg nog and you begged her not to go. She forgot her medication and she staggered out your door into the snow. At least you tried to stop her.

 

[donaldtoo]

Keep your eye on the ball, your ear to the ground, and your shoulder to the wheel.
Now, in that position, try working...

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Keep your eye on the ball, your ear to the ground, and your shoulder to the wheel.
Now, in that position, try working...

A handicapped reporter laying on the ground next to his wheelchair watching basketball and taking notes?

 

[Cesar R M]

All right, there's one free like. To gain more, start posting some jokes or funny pictures. I'm in the mood for entertainment.

Ok, heres a pretty tale about red riding hood.


Red riding hood was walking around happily in the forest.. then the night fell on her.. and she died...

A handicapped reporter laying on the ground next to his wheelchair watching basketball and taking notes?

is that some sort of.. political commentary regarding the education systems in north america?

 

[PUSH]

They also eat the plants

And cars are expensive!

Who came first, the cars or the deer?

 

[englanddg]

Who came first, the cars or the deer?

Moose!

 

[donaldtoo]

A handicapped reporter laying on the ground next to his wheelchair watching basketball and taking notes?

As long as he also has his nose to the grindstone.

 

[Megalodumb]

I'm in the mood for entertainment.

Here's some entertainment for you. I'm thinking of a Christmas song. What song is it?

Here is your hint:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

 

[englanddg]

All right, there's one free like. To gain more, start posting some jokes or funny pictures. I'm in the mood for entertainment.

https://www.google.com/doodles/30th-anniversary-of-pac-man

 

[acishere]

Here's some entertainment for you. I'm thinking of a Christmas song. What song is it?

Here is your hint:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

The Bing Crosby and David Bowie version of Little Drummer Boy

 

[Lucky]

Here's some entertainment for you. I'm thinking of a Christmas song. What song is it?

Here is your hint:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

1st Noel

 

[englanddg]

All right, there's one free like. To gain more, start posting some jokes or funny pictures. I'm in the mood for entertainment.

 

[Megalodumb]

The Bing Crosby and David Bowie version of Little Drummer Boy

It was actually the Bing Crosby and Little Drummer Boy version of David Bowie. But I'll still accept your answer.