Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[Gabe1]

It was a little after 6 am this morning. My DD is training and certifying a dozen new lifeguards over this week. I'm making a mock Chipotle burrito (which I've got down to a science now.) I'm standing next to my kitchen table, bar height as my DD is pretending also to be awake while shoveling food down her throat.

On a paper plate so far is burrito, rice, chicken, sauteed onion, corn, roasted pepper and I'm about to add the non cooked items. My DD bellows sharply WALTER!!! I have not had enough coffee to notice him under me delicately grasping his teeth on the 2" of burrito extending over the table top and suddenly the half made burrito was quickly sliding off the table.

Love you Walt.

 

[Goofyernmost]

I'm dating Jennifer Lawrence. I have several doctorates. I'm People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 3 consecutive years. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Well, I'm old, fat, bald and have enough money to last my life.

Spoiler

Providing I don't eat or leave the house.

Spoiler

More importantly, I don't care what anyone thinks about me. It's known as the only joy of aging!

 

[Gabe1]

I don't get how Frozen could be a boat ride anyway... Elsa froze everything. Unless the entire story takes place in the first 15 or last 5 minutes of the movie, it doesn't work.

Sadly, I don't think it matters to Disney if the boat works or not, all about capitalizing on Frozen (not set in Norway) and dumping guests in a Frozen Gift Shop. Maybe the after show will be turned into a Frozen gift shop?

We can look forward to scenes like this just tossed in randomly in attempt to link the attraction to Frozen.

Boy I pray this is just an overlay like the old Country Bear Christmas or the Jungle Cruise one that can be restored quickly.

 

[Gabe1]

Spoiler

More importantly, I don't care what anyone thinks about me. It's known as the only joy of aging!

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Ha!

Sir, you are not alone. Gone are the filters that use to curb the once unspoken thoughts of the seniors in my life.

What I've also noted is the volume tends to increase when all of my seniors are sharing. They want to be heard!

 

[NYwdwfan]

This morning's wake-up picture: sorryView attachment 61087

I read every word looking for the joke - then saw what you wrote on the bottom.

 

[Gabe1]

Did I hear Bacon????

'Ultimate Dog Tease' Video Becomes Viral Sensation

 

[trr1]

• August 7: National Raspberries in Cream Day

 

[Gabe1]

Was so tempted to make this a thread

Some parents and kids waited outside a Barnes & Noble for hours for the chance to meet their favorite Disney Character. They were told they would be able to meet Elsa.

Instead they got this:

Mark Shrayber
Filed to: FROZEN

• ELSA
• KIDS
• CHILDREN

Yesterday 6:40pm

under the photo was this:
Update: This volunteer is representing Volunteer Princesses, a group that provides entertainers for events. The woman depicted in the photo does not generally play Elsa and, according to the group's Facebook page had to put her costume together very quickly. Here is a photo of her smiling with the children.

 

[NYwdwfan]

Was so tempted to make this a thread

Some parents and kids waited outside a Barnes & Noble for hours for the chance to meet their favorite Disney Character. They were told they would be able to meet Elsa.

Instead they got this:

Mark Shrayber
Filed to: FROZEN

• ELSA
• KIDS
• CHILDREN

Yesterday 6:40pm

under the photo was this:
Update: This volunteer is representing Volunteer Princesses, a group that provides entertainers for events. The woman depicted in the photo does not generally play Elsa and, according to the group's Facebook page had to put her costume together very quickly. Here is a photo of her smiling with the children.

No no no. And another no.

 

[Gabe1]

And on the morning news today:

Barbra Streisand has joined Instagram.

"Hello Instagram… isn’t my Samantha just precious?" she wrote to go along with her first post.

Looks pretty darn good for 72, giggle.

 

[NYwdwfan]

I hate Amazon. Before 5 minutes ago, I didn't know these existed.

 

[NYwdwfan]

And on the morning news today:

Barbra Streisand has joined Instagram.

"Hello Instagram… isn’t my Samantha just precious?" she wrote to go along with her first post.

Looks pretty darn good for 72, giggle.

Hello gorgeous.

 

[Gabe1]

Only 4 out of 10 teens don't hold a summer job and most of those surveyed said it because they don't want a job or to work, it is vacation.

 

[Gabe1]

I hate Amazon. Before 5 minutes ago, I didn't know these existed.

I need these!

Link?

 

[MOXOMUMD]

This morning's wake-up picture: sorryView attachment 61087

 

[Gabe1]

And the news of the morning also included....
BBC Reporting:

Mysterious naked cyclist wear nothing but trainers

Police in Austria have warned a young woman to stop shopping naked while on her cycling holiday.
Complaints that the blonde woman had dropped by a petrol station and tobacco shop in the town of Pernitz, wearing "little more than trainers and a friendly smile".

 

[Gabe1]

Wanta? 700 foot building ziplining:

 

[Gabe1]

Happy Harrington was in the PGA long drive contest this weekend. (you get one chance)

 

[Gabe1]

The Giants have left New York — and those sign wielding Mets fans – but that doesn't mean that Hunter Pence is free from the trolling. When something is this widely enjoyed, it becomes widely mimicked.

Well, Hunter, at least you’re a lot more famous now. (George Nikitin/Associated Press)

And so it was that Pence arrived at Milwaukee’s Miller Park, and was confronted with more of the same.
-washington post-

@PUSH should like this photo/sign:

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Safe travels @StarWarsGirl95 , thank goodness you're not going to Hawaii.