Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[PUSH]

Well, lucky us, the minority provincial government has just fallen on the budget vote, so now we get to vote on the 12th of June, as well. Talk about "voter fatigue".

Rob Ford took a private plane from Buttonville airport yesterday morning, and flew to a rehab clinic in Chicago.
(So now you have the Biebs and Rob Ford. Keep them both please. They're feuding, so keep them apart.)

Now you are all caught up on everything that matters in Canada.

And in news that really matters - the mine train opens on May 28th.

Carry on.

Thanks for the update! Pretty soon you'll have taught us so much about Canada that we'll forget all about our silly stereotypes.

Spoiler

But not yet...

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Yeah! We'll forget all aboot them!

EDIT- I would like to acknowledge that this messed up quote was not my fault.

 

[Lucky]

Yeah! We'll forget all aboot them!

EDIT- I would like to acknowledge that this messed up quote was not my fault.

No need to take responsibility - just go to a rehab clinic!

 

[donaldtoo]

some people really need to let it go.. these guys take it into next level

or to resume in the comments "MURRICA!"

Now...
ARE YOU UNITED STATES MARINES READY TO GO OUT THERE AND TEAR THE ENEMIES HEARTS OUTTA' THEIR CHESTS AND FEED 'EM BACK TO 'EM JUST IN TIME TO WATCH 'EM CHOKE ON 'EM BEFORE THEY DIIIEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[JenniferS]

I just lent Son #1 my car for the first time since he smacked it up in October.

Fingers. Crossed.

 

[acishere]

Does anyone know why there is a Nissan Altima in my living room? It has Canadian plates.

 

[JenniferS]

Does anyone know why there is a Nissan Altima in my living room? It has Canadian plates.

Leash! It's only been 15 minutes.

 

[PUSH]

Does anyone know why there is a Nissan Altima in my living room? It has Canadian plates.

That's funny, a Nissan Altima with Canadian plates drove through my English class today. Funny thing is, my English class is on the third floor.

 

[donaldtoo]

I needed the air conditioning on in my car. I'm half excited that it's needed, half fearing the fuel economy I'm going to get for the rest of this thing's lease period.

I don't have the cold air on all the time in Lilly Dimples, but, I pretty much run the compressor all year long. Definitely during the scorching summer, but, also during most of the cooler months 'cause of the humidididity. Fall and spring, not so much.
My old Hyundai used to have a sun roof. Loved it. I need one in the next one.
Also, I think I'll go with an AT in the next one. I've been drivin' stick the last 25+ years and I like it (generally, better mileage too, but, these days, many vehicles with ATs have lock-up torque converters, so get just as good of millage on the highway, anyway), but with traffic as bad as it is lately, I'm gettin' kinda' tired of the ol' heelin', toein', and shiftin' routine.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Is there a program where you can transform into a young Brad Pitt?

I think it's called The Benjamin Buttons Institute.

 

[donaldtoo]

I just lent Son #1 my car for the first time since he smacked it up in October.

Fingers. Crossed.

Did you at least start a pool on this so you might be able to recoup a portion of your loses...?

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Does anyone know why there is a Nissan Altima in my living room? It has Canadian plates.

You've won a new car!!!!!

 

[donaldtoo]

I think I'm gonna' open a restaurant, here in Austin, called "Chez Miserables".
I could serve overpriced dog food and the hipsters would still pack the place 'cause of the name.

 

[donaldtoo]

Kindergarten! Kindergarten!

I would never ever ever put my name on that letter, let alone sign it.

That's all I have to say about that...

 

[Cesar R M]

Glad we Americans don't have any sterotypes associated with us!

You mean something like this??

I swear there are images like these to every single nation.
I dont know if Laugh.. or just facepalm..

anyway after a long week of sleeping at 3:00 and reviewing stuff in the servers.. I am off to nap.. really need this weekend x_x

 

[JenniferS]

That's all I have to say about that...

Did you change your stump?

 

[acishere]

That's funny, a Nissan Altima with Canadian plates drove through my English class today. Funny thing is, my English class is on the third floor.

Did you hear about the Nissan Altima that just crashed into the mine train ride? Because of it the opening day has been delayed again.

 

[JenniferS]

Did you hear about the Nissan Altima that just crashed into the mine train ride? Because of it the opening day has been delayed again.

Best one, so far.

 

[donaldtoo]

Heading home.
Catch you all on the flip side.

OK, I'm stumped...
Who sings "Heading Home", and what's on the flip side...?!
I'm sure you guys WON'T disappoint me...!
I'm waiting.......

 

[PUSH]

Did you hear about the Nissan Altima that just crashed into the mine train ride? Because of it the opening day has been delayed again.

I just heard a Nissan Altima ran into a Sharknado and threw it off course. Instead of going toward the ocean, it is headed straight for the Polynesian lobby. Soon the current lobby will be no more.

 

[acishere]

I just heard a Nissan Altima ran into a Sharknado and threw it off course. Instead of going toward the ocean, it is headed straight for the Polynesian lobby. Soon the current lobby will be no more.

@JenniferS's son ran away with @Soarin' Over Pgh?!