Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

Okay, I'll bite ....
However did searching for a skirt lead to you cleaning a ceiling fan?
I'm eager to hear this process.

...Well. Again, I can be a bit of a spazz. So I first checked one of my two (ahem, no judgement) skirt drawers and didn't find it there. So then I decided it was probably in my closet. I went through all of the hanging clothes (mind you, I hang them by color. However my favorite skirt ranges from purple to blue and green and yellow, so that's an issue) and it wasn't there. Then I decided that maybe it fell off a hanger and is on the closet floor. Unfortunately, everything and it's mother was also stuffed here. A bag of cotton for a pillow I've been threatening to make for a month now, all of my shoes ranging from ballet flats to winter snowboots- three pairs of those- and then clothes that fell off hangers and a few pieces that I hate but wanted to save to reuse the pretty fabric they're made of.

I then found the skirt buried at the back- of course, the very back- and had to put everything else back because at that point, it was all over the floor. So I organized my shoes and lined them all up, found a new home for the bag of cotton, moved the winter shoes aside. Then I figured since I have the winter shoes aside, I might as well go through the hanging clothes and pull the winter ones. So I did.

It was at this time that I glanced up and noted that my fan needs a good dusting. So I did. And then I looked down and realized the floor could use a good vaccuming. So I did.

And that's how the hunt for one skirt turned into a spotless room. By the time I finished up the floors I cleaned off my dresser and bed side table with a quick Swiffer dusting and a spritz of lavender room freshener because why not.

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

Oy.

A new app for women who do not want to be assaulted with a tape measure by a sales clerk when purchasing new chestage undergarments. Simply take a 2 photo's of your chestage area with the app and the app will do all the calculating for you.

LOL I'm sure that's safe and sound logic but, no thank you.

 

[Gabe1]

Glorious tomatoes. Loved around the world in so many unique ways.

Tomato Cherry and Carrot Orange

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

Glorious tomatoes. Loved around the world in so many unique ways.

Tomato Cherry and Carrot Orange

I would eat the hell out of that.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Glorious tomatoes. Loved around the world in so many unique ways.

Tomato Cherry and Carrot Orange

Pass

 

[Lucky]

Free ice cream bars at work today.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Oy.

A new app for women who do not want to be assaulted with a tape measure by a sales clerk when purchasing new chestage undergarments. Simply take a 2 photo's of your chestage area with the app and the app will do all the calculating for you.

I nearly spat out my breakfast over that one!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Finally, an app that can measure my boobage.

Thinking of purchasing a bro or mansiere?

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

Everytime I see Magnum all I think about is the condom brand.

That doesn't exactly make me excited for ice cream.

 

[englanddg]

Thinking of purchasing a bro or mansiere?

Anything to attract the ladeez.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Thinking of purchasing a bro or mansiere?

Everytime I see Magnum all I think about is the condom brand.

That doesn't exactly make me excited for ice cream.

Anything to attract the ladeez.

Hello live feed readers! Not at all weird...

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

Hello live feed readers! Not at all weird...

They should know better that if its a bizarre comment, it's coming from this thraed...

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Everytime I see Magnum all I think about is the condom brand.

That doesn't exactly make me excited for ice cream.

Hot fudge and whipped cream

Hi Live Readers!

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

....Not sure how to feel about this. But I love documentaries... so I guess it's fitting.

How Many Documentaries Have You Seen?
You have watched 64 out of 200 on this list!

1. 
   Criterion
   You love documentaries, and you’ve seen a wide range, from the early classics to the recent Academy Award nominees. While there are gaps in your knowledge, you have a pretty good handle of the genre, and you keep an eye out for new releases from your favorite filmmakers.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/how-many-documentaries-have-you-seen

(and yes, I AM making a list of ones I haven't seen.)

I'm expecting you all to at the very least check off Waking Sleeping Beauty .

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Oy.

A new app for women who do not want to be assaulted with a tape measure by a sales clerk when purchasing new chestage undergarments. Simply take a 2 photo's of your chestage area with the app and the app will do all the calculating for you.

And that kids, is the story about how the models went broke

 

[trr1]

• April 22: National Jelly Bean Day

 

[JenniferS]

Finally, an app that can measure my boobage.

I have a husband for that.

 

[JenniferS]

Glorious tomatoes. Loved around the world in so many unique ways.

Tomato Cherry and Carrot Orange

No.
Just no.

 

[JenniferS]

...Well. Again, I can be a bit of a spazz. So I first checked one of my two (ahem, no judgement) skirt drawers and didn't find it there. So then I decided it was probably in my closet. I went through all of the hanging clothes (mind you, I hang them by color. However my favorite skirt ranges from purple to blue and green and yellow, so that's an issue) and it wasn't there. Then I decided that maybe it fell off a hanger and is on the closet floor. Unfortunately, everything and it's mother was also stuffed here. A bag of cotton for a pillow I've been threatening to make for a month now, all of my shoes ranging from ballet flats to winter snowboots- three pairs of those- and then clothes that fell off hangers and a few pieces that I hate but wanted to save to reuse the pretty fabric they're made of.

I then found the skirt buried at the back- of course, the very back- and had to put everything else back because at that point, it was all over the floor. So I organized my shoes and lined them all up, found a new home for the bag of cotton, moved the winter shoes aside. Then I figured since I have the winter shoes aside, I might as well go through the hanging clothes and pull the winter ones. So I did.

It was at this time that I glanced up and noted that my fan needs a good dusting. So I did. And then I looked down and realized the floor could use a good vaccuming. So I did.

And that's how the hunt for one skirt turned into a spotless room. By the time I finished up the floors I cleaned off my dresser and bed side table with a quick Swiffer dusting and a spritz of lavender room freshener because why not.

Personally, I would have gone with a PG-rated "coffee" story.

Spoiler

That's how I lose clothes, anyway.

 

[trr1]

Oy.

A new app for women who do not want to be assaulted with a tape measure by a sales clerk when purchasing new chestage undergarments. Simply take a 2 photo's of your chestage area with the app and the app will do all the calculating for you.

link please