Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[PUSH]

In other news, the Brewers continue their winning ways.

 

[JenniferS]

Poor @JenniferS thought she could reform him into a trash lover.

I don't always give @PUSH credit.

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I might actually be trying to pass them off as my own.

 

[PUSH]

I don't actually give @PUSH credit.

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I might actually be trying to pass them off as my own.

They might not actually be my jokes either. But then again they may... the world may never know.

Spoiler: Or maybe it will...

Spoiler: Actually, it probably won't.

Spoiler: It will.

Spoiler: They're not my jokes.

Spoiler: Or maybe they are.

Spoiler: Do you really want to know?

Spoiler: They aren't.

Spoiler: Or are they?

Hmm...

 

[acishere]

They might not actually be my jokes either. But then again they may... the world may never know.

Spoiler: Or maybe it will...

Spoiler: Actually, it probably won't.

Spoiler: It will.

Spoiler: They're not my jokes.

Spoiler: Or maybe they are.

Spoiler: Do you really want to know?

Spoiler: They aren't.

Spoiler: Or are they?

Hmm...

Are you practicing to be a politician with this post?

 

[PUSH]

Are you practicing to be a politician with this post?

Maybe...

Spoiler: Or maybe not.

Spoiler: Could be.

Spoiler: Or maybe it couldn't be.

Spoiler: The possibility still remains.

Spoiler: But there is a possibility that it doesn't remain.

But if you actually look at things, you will see that my opponent is a dumb, stupid, doodoo head. I support this claim with these totally misleading and incorrect facts.

 

[acishere]

I don't always give @PUSH credit.

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I might actually be trying to pass them off as my own.

How dare you! That is intellectual theft. For shame!

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I've been stealing his jokes also. Soon thanks to him my stand-up comedy act will be huge!

 

[donaldtoo]

Speaking of tomatoes, I can't stand when there are chucks of tomato in pizza sauce. Sauce is not supposed to have chunks... that just ruins the whole pizza for me.

I'll take it. Chunks or not. I LOVE tomatoes. I can just stick a spoon in a jar of spaghetti sauce...!

 

[acishere]

Maybe...

Spoiler: Or maybe not.

Spoiler: Could be.

Spoiler: Or maybe it couldn't be.

Spoiler: The possibility still remains.

Spoiler: But there is a possibility that it doesn't remain.

But if you actually look at things, you will see that my opponent is a dumb, stupid, doodoo head. I support this claim with these totally misleading and incorrect facts.

PUSH 2016
Because the other guy is a doodoo head

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[PUSH]

I'll take it. Chunks or not. I LOVE tomatoes. I can just stick a spoon in a jar of spaghetti sauce...!

If there's too much sauce it ruins pizza for me, chunks or not. Same for ketchup with hots dogs, brats, etc.

 

[PUSH]

PUSH 2016
Because the other guy is a doodoo head

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Pretty convincing if you ask me. The opposing candidate might as will concede right now.

 

[donaldtoo]

OK, I'm a goner...
Sweet Magical dreams!
Hasta leu-bye-bye...!!!!!

 

[JenniferS]

PUSH 2016
Because the other guy is a doodoo head

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Isn't the other guy always a doodoo head?

 

[PUSH]

Heading out for the night. See you tomorrow, Sageteers!

 

[Gabe1]

I had a bacon cheese brat tonight. Surprisingly is wasn't nearly as good as it sounds.

Certainly doesn't sound up to par with the Brat Stop.

 

[Gabe1]

He grew up in Wisconsin as a Packers fan so I'm okay with him.

My neighbor 3 properties down was a Packer in the early 60's. Sadly his brain is jello.

 

[Gabe1]

Actually, this pretty much sums up my problems as of late...

And this demonstrates my good judgement and never having a FaceBook account.

 

[Gabe1]

My DWifey woulda' made sure I hurt somewhere else for that.

Indeed. And I'd offer to help her when she got tired.

 

[Gabe1]

Decimal, not fraction. You should really be in my math class. We just had a unit on fractions, decimals, and percent!

At a University????

 

[Gabe1]

do me now please

Oh My!

 

[Gabe1]

Interrupting our regularly scheduled program for an unrelated observation from today:

Clothing-obsessed, invisible gremlin thieves—every home has them, but not many people talk about it. I had a nice spring suit jacket that I put away in an off-season clothing pile, at the beginning of last winter. Seeing as it's starting to feel like spring, I had planned to take this nice spring suit jacket to the cleaners today. I looked everywhere and it's no where to be found.

That started me thinking about the clothes dryer invisible gremlins thieves, whose specialty is stealing socks. You put your socks in the dryer and it never fails—there's always one missing when you take the socks out of the dryer. All the other clothes come out, but not all the socks.

Anyone have any ideas about how to rid your home of these invisible gremlin-thieving pests?!

Late night laughter is the best. Thanks.