Where in the World is Bob Saget?

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NYwdwfan

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In other video-gaming news, how about an update on my Madden game? As you know, I was home all day on Monday, so I played way too much Madden. :oops:

If you don't care (which I feel most of you probably don't :p), you can feel free to skip it. Especially since the post turned out longer then expected! :oops:

Anyhoo, I stopped with my Jets franchise, because I got bored of it (sorry @NYwdwfan). Then I started a Browns franchise!

So I let the CPU go through the first season, because I didn't want to play as Brandon Weeden or Jason Campbell. In the off-season I drafted a QB with the 11th overall pick (I went 6-10). The beginning of the season was kind of shaky, as I was getting used to a new QB, but I pulled off four close wins, resulting in a 4-0 record. Four games later, I was winning by large margins thanks to numerous pick sixes. 8-0. This is the Browns remember... eventually my rookie QB got injured (can't remember what injury), and he was out for 4 weeks. With Weeden as the starter, we pulled off 4 wins, including a very frustrating and intense game against the Titans. Fourth quarter, we were tied at 13 a piece. Weeden hadn't thrown a TD, and 1 INT. Well, in the fourth quarter he got worse. He threw 3 fourth quarter INTs, but the Titans weren't able to do anything with the first two, but got a pick six onn the third. It was 20-13 with 59 seconds left (I believe). Weeden marched down the field, got a TD to tie it, and the Browns won in OT. :eek: 12-0... yes, still the Browns. Two games later, 14-0. We then won a very ugly game against the Texans (who were 1-13), and then another very ugly game against the Bengals (6-9) to go 16-0 in the regular season. THE BROWNS!! We won the divisional game to keep the perfect season alive.

Then came the AFC Championship against the 2nd seeded Patriots. Right off the bat, the Patriots scored a TD on the first drive of the game. Score is 7-0. My rookie QB marches down the field, on the hand of some nice passes and a solid running game (Andre Ellington as HB). At the 17 yard line, he throws to the endzone and gets picked off after a great play by the CB. It was a touchback for the Pats (although the ball was out of the endzone, so it should have been at the half yard line, but I didn't challenge because I don't think Madden would overturn it). They are forced to punt, and the Browns take it down the field and get a FG. 7-3. The Pats ride on Brady's arm and get another TD. 14-3. We had trouble moving the ball in the first half all season. Up until about 1 minute remaining in the second quarter, that is. We always seemed to get a quick score before halftime. And we did, but with a twist. Our rookie QB suffered a torn rotator cuff, and will miss the Super Bowl, should we win. Weeden ended up getting a FG! 14-6 at halftime. Browns get the ball after halftime and go 3 and out. Patriots forced to punt. The Browns then get a TD, and kicked the extra point. 14-13. The Patriots get close to FG range, but elect to punt. Then onto the fourth quarter. Then Brandon Weeden leads Cleveland down to the 25ish yard line of the Pats. He hits our rookie receiver for a first down, and then he ended up breaking a tackle for a TD! Browns lead for the first time in the game! 20-14. The Pats get the ball and are once again forced to punt. The punt goes out of bound at the 9 yard line, so that's where Weeden starts the drive. On first down, the Pats get a strip sack, and recover the ball at the 3 yard line. I felt like we were doomed. With around 4:30 left in the game, the Pats score a TD on 3rd and goal from the 1. 21-20, Pats leading. An up-and-down drive later, the Browns are facing a third down. Unable to convert, they kick a 51 yard FG to retake the lead. 23-20. The Pats are forced to punt with 2:40 left. From there Ellington and Ogbanaya (FB) are able to get a couple first downs and run out the clock on a kneel down

The Browns are going to the Super Bowl for the first time ever! 18-0 with one game to go. It's Browns vs Panthers in the Super Bowl!

So there was my long story. If you are still here, hi!!
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PS- Yes, I am sure it was the Browns.

PPS- I didn't reread that to see if it made sense or had typos. Sorry for that, but you can always BM.

So basically you can't take the NY Jets to the Superbowl but can get there with the Cleveland Browns??! :mad:

Which reminds me - the other day while I was cleaning the snow off my car, my NY Jets decal on the back window (which has to be on the OUTSIDE of the car because the adhesive is on the wrong side and otherwise it would be BACKWARDS :rolleyes:) cracked and half of it fluttered off in the wind. I couldn't help but see that as a metaphor for my hopes and dreams as a Jets fan.
 

NYwdwfan

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What level are you?
I am level 371. Stuck less than 24 hours.

I made an amazing discovery this morning, on the heels of 1 hour/40 mins of sleep.

You don't have to guess which way the striped candies will clear (horizontal/vertical). You can tell by whether the stripes run up and down or across. Can you say, "Duh?"

How do you get all the way to level 371 without realizing this?

I realized it on level 110. :banghead:
 

NYwdwfan

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plus the money most teachers have to use out of their own pocket for classroom supplies

My mom used to work at a preschool run by the Behavioral Psych department of a University. The students could be teacher's aides for class credit. Anyway when the preschool was closing down, they told the teachers to take whatever couldn't be used for college students - basically the entire supply closet of construction paper, markers, crayons, little scissors, paint, glue, YOU GET THE POINT - and take it home or donate it because otherwise it was going in the dumpster. We cleaned out the closet and divided it amongst all of my friends that are teachers. They were in heaven.
 

NYwdwfan

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2 more days!!!

Tomorrow my hair becomes all black instead of the Cruella de Ville thing I got going on. Then it's packing (actually putting the clothes in the suitcases - it's already all laid out in the guestroom), pizza for dinner and pretending the sleep since I NEVER sleep the night before we leave for Disney!!
 

acishere

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So basically you can't take the NY Jets to the Superbowl but can get there with the Cleveland Browns??! :mad:

Which reminds me - the other day while I was cleaning the snow off my car, my NY Jets decal on the back window (which has to be on the OUTSIDE of the car because the adhesive is on the wrong side and otherwise it would be BACKWARDS :rolleyes:) cracked and half of it fluttered off in the wind. I couldn't help but see that as a metaphor for my hopes and dreams as a Jets fan.
My Rutgers car magnet had a piece break off the other day. I'm scared for what that could be a metaphor for... Hopefully it is only sports related. Probably will be a fitting metaphor for their chances in the Big 10.
 

Gabe1

Ivory Tower Squabble EST 2011. WINDMILL SURVIVOR
The issue is...I don't think Canada wants him back.

Well the US has three shots now to give him back to Canada.

Bieber the Trouble Magnet


*tested positive in Miami for Xanax and Marijuana while in custody

*Egg'n investigation continues

*turned himself into police in Toronto (yay he is in Canada)

*Signatures topped the 150,000 on We the People so not the White House must respond to the peoples request in the petition to Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card.

*Maybe this is why Bieber stated he wants to take a Hiatus from Music to open a Tatoo parlor with his Dad.
Something for Dad to do while the Little Bieb is jail between several states and countries?
 

JenniferS

When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
Well the US has three shots now to give him back to Canada.
Bieber the Trouble Magnet

*tested positive in Miami for Xanax and Marijuana while in custody

*Egg'n investigation continues

*turned himself into police in Toronto (yay he is in Canada)

*Signatures topped the 150,000 on We the People so not the White House must respond to the peoples request in the petition to Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card.

*Maybe this is why Bieber stated he wants to take a Hiatus from Music to open a Tatoo parlor with his Dad.
Something for Dad to do while the Little Bieb is jail between several states and countries?
I still say he turned into a jerk on your watch, so you keep him.

Also, the twerp instagrammed a photo of himself, purportedly from 92 division.
 

NYwdwfan

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I'm excited for you - weather is supposed to be great next week!

I haven't obsessed over this trip like past trips - just too much in regular life distracting us the past few weeks - so it really hasn't sunk in that I'm going to be there so soon. I'm excited to meet up - it's weird - though we've never spoken in person we "talk" pretty much all day every day - will be cool to speed up the conversation without having to correct typos!!!
 

Gabe1

Ivory Tower Squabble EST 2011. WINDMILL SURVIVOR
My daughter was having trouble with a math problem yesterday and when I tried to explain it to her a different way than she learned at school she actually said "we're not allowed to think about what the right answer would be we need to follow the rules and show the work". Not allowed to think???! Awesome teaching approach. o_O

My DH a math major and my DD newly graduated, also a math major. My DH would try and help the kids when they got stuck in middle and high school. My DH lost it when my DS a 6th grader asked to sign a poor math test. My DH started looking at my DS work and then the corrections on the test paper. DH had been helping the DS as math didn't come easy to that kid.

My DH then made an appointment to go in an have a conference with Dear Moron Math Teacher. Teach a middle aged weaselly dude started the meeting basically putting my DS down and suggesting my DS spend some real time on his homework and pay closer attention in class. My DH said he let Mr. Weasel talk himself into a corner then he asked if my DH had any questions...............then calm Hell Broke Loose.

My DH started going through the math test with Mr. Weasel and working the problems out and taught Mr Weasel how to actually do the problems and showing him that indeed the kid was correct. Because Mr. Weasel didn't implement the correct formulas his answers were all incorrect and he actually contended that he successfully taught 86 students to do math incorrectly. DH said he spoke matter of fact and sternly as he taught Teach math, then excused himself asking him to regrade the DS math test and if Teach had any further questions about how to solve middle school math problems to contact him and he would return to help him out. He said from the time he started to show Teach how to do math problems Teach was shaking, he couldn't even operate a pencil.

Years later my DD who was a little math prodigy had perfect A's in his class. My DH figured Teach never even corrected her papers and just slapped an A on the tests.
 
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